Laptop Mascot names?

[Harvey616]

Leonard?

 

[A.N.Other]

Jesus that image is truly terrible.

I hereby name it IWishIWasADesktop

 

[Cosimo]

Mr Fix IT For You.

 

[crunchee]

Flappy

 

[SiriusB]

Here's the fella

********.

Makes me want to ram that spanner up its recharge socket!

EDIT: There's a point. Who the hell uses a spanner to fix a computer? In the very least it should only be a screw driver. Yeesh.

 

[Azz_Lub]

Seriously? ...

 

[SiriusB]

Seriously? ...

I'm serious. I think it sucks.

Therefore his name should be Crappy Lappy.



[No disrespect to you, just my opinion. ]

 

[Marff]

Gary. The name suits him imo.

 

[Anewbe4u]

Wratchet.

 

[garsands]

Mr Chesey

 

[shifty_uk]

Mr. I only have two teeth.

 

[jellybeard999]

Why am I holding a spanner?

 

[Marky]

Bob.

 

[crunchee]

Cheesefoot

 

[Dreadi]

Homo the laptop

 

[iviv]

Clippy

 

[Angilion]

As this is GD, I was going to post something childish and ridiculous. Then I scrolled down a bit and noticed that the OP had beaten me to it by posting an image of the mascot. A manically grinning anthromorphised laptop. With a spanner. Do 5 year olds often have laptops nowadays? That seems to be the market the image is aimed at.

 

[Destination]

Everyone else seems to know what im talking about.

Ah, ok, so everyone understands, well then:

Call him 'SPANNER' or 'TOOL' it'll suit you.

 

[J.B]

This confuzzles me greatly.

Why do you need a mascot?
Why does said mascot need a name?
This seems like the kind of marketing or corporate branding that really gets my back up.
Whats it's going to be used for?

 

[the_r_sole]

jingle jangle....
the link will make it make sense http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcFE7HEgX3g