Preset: Current setting - Dynamic. Let's try the other settings. Normal... Urgh... it's done a bit dull. Don't want that. Movie...Argh! Even duller. Video... a bit better. PC...now you're getting there... and back to Dynamic... Well that's the brightest picture so that's gotta be the one. Okay, what's next?...
Brightness: Makes the picture brighter surely? Do I want a bright picture? .. Well I don't want a dull one like that Cinema and THX crap... so Yes!. Let's turn it up. Oh... er, that looks a bit rubbish. Let's turn it down. Ah, now that's a bit better. Look how black everything is.
Contrast: Haven't a clue. Let's have a play. Can't really see much difference. Hang on, some white bits look a bright brighter. Why don't they call it "whiteness". Don't really know what I'm doing with this. Let's move on.
Colour: Well I like colourful images so lets have plenty of that.
Sharpness: Yep, plenty of that too. Wow. Look at that. There's like a white line round everything. That must be sharp, right?
What's next? Tint: Don't know. I'll just leave it in the middle.
Ooo... Advanced Settings. That's me. Mr Advanced... let's have a play....
Colour Tone: Normal... nah. I'm in advance settings. I've got to change something now I'm here. I don't want plain old normal. Warm... Urgh. It's all really red. Cool... Now we're getting there. Heh heh heh..My TV is 'cool'
Dynamic Contrast: Don't know what that is, but it's got the word Dynamic in it so it's gotta be good, right? And I like the Dynamic preset. So I think I'll have this on.
Black Tone: On/Off... I think my blacks should have the right tone so let's have that On.
Flesh Tone: -5 ~ +5 ... Let's see what this does... Not really sure. Looks okay at +1, and +2... oh I don't know. I'll leave it there
Gamma: WTF?? Is this something to do with the Hulk? Urgh, things gone a bit pale when I adjust it this way. Let's go the other way. Ah, now look. The colours are getting more vivid. What setting is that... -4. That'll do.
Motion Lighting: Off/Min/Max. Well I'm a max kind of guy so let's have it there.
Digital Noise Filter: I don't want any digital noise thank you. We'll have that on Max
MPEG Noise Filter: Same as above. Max.
LED Motion Plus: It's Plus so it's something extra, right? So let's have that On.
There we go. Who needs fancy test discs. That took me 10 minutes and the picture will be perfect. Let's have a look.... Oh, er... crap. How do I get out of this... Factory Reset. Oh bugger, now I have to retune. If she comes in I'll tell her the shop sent it out set to the wrong channels. Okay, that's good. Got me channels done. What was it before, picture preset Dynamic? Yeah, that's the one. Job done.