Learning To Use Weapons

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thefunkyone

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Hello people of overclockers.
I'm looking into learning how to use 'self defence' weapons, at the moment I'm looking to use a sai, but have no idea of what size/make to get or where to find a dvd (idealy) showing me how to use one.
I'm also interested in learning about using Hira shurikens (ninja stars) anyone reccommend a shop + dvd?
I'd appreciate also any other reccommendations for weapons, (no guns/explosives).
I'm about 5 8', 65kg standard build if that makes a difference.
Thanks

Oh and I claim myself ;)
 
thefunkyone said:
Hello people of overclockers.
I'm looking into learning how to use 'self defence' weapons, at the moment I'm looking to use a sai, but have no idea of what size/make to get or where to find a dvd (idealy) showing me how to use one.
I'm also interested in learning about using Hira shurikens (ninja stars) anyone reccommend a shop + dvd?
I'd appreciate also any other reccommendations for weapons, (no guns/explosives).
I'm about 5 8', 65kg standard build if that makes a difference.
Thanks

Oh and I claim myself ;)
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Sorry I can't be much help except to tell you that shurikens (ninja stars) are illegal in the UK so unless you live outside of the UK I doubt you're going to be able to learn how to use them (unless you've owned some since before the ban).
 
Get a stinkin' great battle axe, then grow a beard and run around the moors swinging it above your head while shouting and screaming.

I would be highly surprised if anyone challenged you to a duel whilst you were doing that.
 
if you want to learn weapons for the art of self defence you should really take up Jujitsu.

Ive a friend who does it and hes has several weapons on his bedroom wall and is very skilled in their use!
 
just a note, if you live in the UK, carrying any object around with you for the purpose of self defence is a crime.
 
thefunkyone said:
Hello people of overclockers.
I'm looking into learning how to use 'self defence' weapons, at the moment I'm looking to use a sai, but have no idea of what size/make to get or where to find a dvd (idealy) showing me how to use one.
I'm also interested in learning about using Hira shurikens (ninja stars) anyone reccommend a shop + dvd?
I'd appreciate also any other reccommendations for weapons, (no guns/explosives).
I'm about 5 8', 65kg standard build if that makes a difference.
Thanks

Oh and I claim myself ;)
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You listed your height and weight , what about your IQ ?

The best self defence weapon is your brain , not a ninja throwing star.

Get into reality.

Mark
 
Oooh or alternatively, buy a monkey, train it up to be an Awesome Ninja-Monkey that follows you round in the shadows like a bodyguard, then if anyone tried to mug you, you could just shout "GO NINJA-MONKEY GO!!!!" - then while the assailant was in a state of total confusion over what the hell you were talking about, your Ninja-Monkey comes flying out of the shadows with a Ninja-Kick, flattening the assailant while you point and laugh as the monkey does a little jig over the now-unconscious would-be mugger.

That would rock.
 
Rich_L said:
Oooh or alternatively, buy a monkey, train it up to be an Awesome Ninja-Monkey that follows you round in the shadows like a bodyguard, then if anyone tried to mug you, you could just shout "GO NINJA-MONKEY GO!!!!" - then while the assailant was in a state of total confusion over what the hell you were talking about, your Ninja-Monkey comes flying out of the shadows with a Ninja-Kick, flattening the assailant while you point and laugh as the monkey does a little jig over the now-unconscious would-be mugger.

That would rock.
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"I'd buy that for a dollar" !!!!
 
mrdbristol said:
You listed your height and weight , what about your IQ ?

The best self defence weapon is your brain , not a ninja throwing star.

Get into reality.

Mark
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Unagi?
 
Rich_L said:
Oooh or alternatively, buy a monkey, train it up to be an Awesome Ninja-Monkey that follows you round in the shadows like a bodyguard, then if anyone tried to mug you, you could just shout "GO NINJA-MONKEY GO!!!!" - then while the assailant was in a state of total confusion over what the hell you were talking about, your Ninja-Monkey comes flying out of the shadows with a Ninja-Kick, flattening the assailant while you point and laugh as the monkey does a little jig over the now-unconscious would-be mugger.

That would rock.
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nah out of luck closest i could find on ebay was a ninja goat
 
Rich_L said:
Oooh or alternatively, buy a monkey, train it up to be an Awesome Ninja-Monkey that follows you round in the shadows like a bodyguard, then if anyone tried to mug you, you could just shout "GO NINJA-MONKEY GO!!!!" - then while the assailant was in a state of total confusion over what the hell you were talking about, your Ninja-Monkey comes flying out of the shadows with a Ninja-Kick, flattening the assailant while you point and laugh as the monkey does a little jig over the now-unconscious would-be mugger.

That would rock.
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Thats what i attempted to say ;)

Why not buy a tank and kill everyone ?

I can't call you a BIG MEANIE so i won't, violence leads to more violence

Mark
 
lol, so a chav breaks into your house and comes at you with a knife, what you gonna do, say 'excuse me, please don't attack me as I'm smart. :S
 
Chunky said:
lol, so a chav breaks into your house and comes at you with a knife, what you gonna do, say 'excuse me, please don't attack me as I'm smart. :S
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Is that a threat ? :D

Mark
 
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