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Eminem - Kim.
Lots of Eminem choice. More modern option being "Love the way you lie".
Eminem - Kim.
D.I.V.O.U.R.S.E. - Tammy Wynette


It doesn't really get any more in-appropiate than this:

what about a "best of" Anal C*nt mix?
failing that, some agoraphobic nosebleed?
