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Von Smallhausen

Von Smallhausen

Von Smallhausen

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Can anoyone tell me how he manages to get the ladies ?

Sian Lloyd, that Cheeky Girl and yesterday's press printed him with a very attractive woman on his arm.

While I am not exactly Pierce Brosnan myself, I wonder what the attraction to someone who looks like he graduated from Geek central and has a chin that looks like Mike Tyson caught flush.

I can only surmise two reasons.

1) He is an MP and the power of that may be attractive.

2) He has a wang like a skipping rope.

Thoughts ?
 
Von Smallhausen said:
1) He is an MP and the power of that may be attractive. With added benefit of haxing the countries money for his own personal benefit
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Fixed :)

Oh and now that he is slightly famous for Cheeky Girl and haxing money, I'm sure there will be some women coming out the woodwork who have noticed him.
 
You missed option no.3 - money.

he has a conisderable inheritance from his Astronomer Grandfasther and Physicist Father. Also has a rather large share portfolio.

To all intents and purposes though, he is an intelligent chap with a real passion for life, after nearly dying in paragliding accident.
 
I've always wondered whether he managed to have both Cheeky Girls (at the same time for extra points).
 
Mainly the power. Unlike most politicians he is still single.

Plus, once it's been well-publicised that he has been with high-profile women, other good looking ladies will want to 'get in there' to prove to themselves and others that they are just as good.
 
The only real explanation is a giant schlong, as there are lots of other men out there with more money and more power that don't look like a science teacher for people like the cheeky girls.

PS the thought of both of them at the same time made a mess in my trousers :(.
 
He probably has an extra foot of tongue that you never see on the cameras, for use on those "special occasions" with Monica and Gabriela together.

Lucky *******
 
He can breathe through his ears.

However, if all he's managed is Sian Lloyd and one of the cheeky girls (only worth it if you cop both) then he's hardly hitting heights, is he?
 
He's loaded and got a good job he's still only managed to pull a succession of substandard flange.

I mean Sian Lloyd looks like a basking shark FFS.
 
Gilly said:
He can breathe through his ears.

However, if all he's managed is Sian Lloyd and one of the cheeky girls (only worth it if you cop both) then he's hardly hitting heights, is he?
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They're only the famous ones who are willing to admit it......
 
I saw that pic yesterday too. I'm thinking more on the lines of Gilly, why on earth does a man in his position want to date those bimbo types anyway? They're hardly successfull catches.
 
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