Let's play a game - where is the moaning git?

SexyGreyFox · 5 Feb 2011 at 19:08

So last night my band did the Frozen Nuts Rally that we've done 5 years on the trot and it's been held at the same place for 8 years.
Anybody who knows anything about Biker Rally's will know that there is never trouble and they police it themselves.
I've been going to Biker Rally's about 6 times a year since 1975 and never heard a word shouted in anger (and don't say that somebody got murdered at one the other year because that one is more like a festival and Hells Angels did the murder on the motorway).
Anyway there is always one bloke who complains and ruins it for everybody and this year he has made the Council obey the rules so this year there is to be no live music after 12, no disco music after 12:30, no eating food after 11pm, the Marshalls must wear brightly coloured coats with Marshall on them (did I take the pee) and there must be a different way out of the grounds than the way in.
So where on the map does the concerned citizen live? (x is the clubhouse).

Your tales of moaning gits also accepted.

SexyGreyFox · 5 Feb 2011 at 19:32

nydryl said:
Or is it a trick and he actually lives off the map nowhere near?

He lives in D8 and of course JBuk and Doofer get an honourable mention.

The guy lives nowhere near the place but neighbours have told the Bikers that he moans about everything in the village.
How can one person have so much power?
Why can't the Council just tell him that there isn't any opposition except his and past Rally's have proved to cause no harm?

Just as a coincidence one of the women that works in my office casually mentioned yesterday that when she gets home her village will be crawling with Bikers which obviously caused my ears to ***** up and I asked her where she lived.
She lives right opposite the Clubhouse so I asked her if she had any problems in the past with Bikers but she said they were always good as gold.
I didn't tell her thet I would be there.

SexyGreyFox · 6 Feb 2011 at 01:46

Freelanc3r said:
We've hosted 3 DangerMouse biker rallies on our land, every time theres been no trouble except for some local non bikers being antisocial and tipping portaloos over Musics been well after 12pm. All proceeds went to the air ambulance charity I think great fun camping anyway

Would that be Mow Cop way?

SexyGreyFox · 6 Feb 2011 at 11:42

wnb said:
Sound does carry and its no fun at all if you have to be up early in the morning and your kids are up in the middle of the night because of the music. Last year I went in search of the party that woke my kids up and I was very surprised how far away it was.

Biker Rally's are mainly run by 60 year old men who come from all walks of life including the Police & Councils and an average age of a Biker is around 45 years old so these Rallys won't have music blasting out after 1am.
They all crawl back to their tents and sleep the beer off.

The average Biker - http://www.dmrc.co.uk/members.htm and there is quite a bit of money amongst that lot (2 millionaires).

SexyGreyFox · 6 Feb 2011 at 16:37

Freelanc3r said:
Yep Mow Lane.

Did you come?

Yeah - recognise your land? - http://www.disturbinthepeace.co.uk/dangermouse050909b.htm
BTW, that trailer was a bit high to climb up on all the pallets at the back.

SexyGreyFox · 6 Feb 2011 at 21:05

Freelanc3r said:
Would love to host it again but it really does wreck the field, especially in wet conditions

The floor of the Marquis was like a mud bath.
At the end of the night there were about 6 drunken Bikers rolling around in the mud.

SexyGreyFox · 7 Feb 2011 at 07:45

2StepSteve said:
Frozen Nuts Rally?

Ball to the freezer or ice?

Over the last 8 years there as been snow on the ground 6 times and bad ice once.
This year was the first year it wasn't too bad but it wee'd down.