Life imitates OcUK

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My wife has been selling a load of our dog’s coats on eBay and started moaning about a difficult buyer. They’d asked about a couple of sold coats and had messaged her to ask if she had any more tartan pattern ones.

She turned to me, and said the magic words...

”I am not a shop”

Does this mean she gets perma’d?

 

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This is troubling news. Are you sure?

I think we have a dog, yes.

 

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what is your dog's coats?

 

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Why do you have more than one dog coat (ok, you might have two or three if you had it from a puppy and it grew out of it).

How many dog coats are we talking here?

Did it have a different one for different events it went to?

Too many. Life took a turn when I had to give our dog the “well if you’re not going to wear them perhaps we’ll give them to another dog who will” speech.

I really hope they have a little doggy wardrobe to put them all in

He has a clothes rail, we’re not savages.