LMAO Threatening Messages

[McDaniel]

"AITE DAN DID U FINK SHE WULDNT SHOW ME D MESG WIV U CALIN ME A *** U MUST B SAD LIL BOY WEL JUST WATCH YASELF WEN U COME OUTTA WORK YEA COZ IM GUNA SLAP MY *** AL OVE YA FACE C U SOON ****"

Thats the message i received earlier, my first thought was is this dude gay? he wants to slap his piece on my face?

The next step was thinking who the hell this guy could be? But i think i know a friend of mine recently split with her boyfriend, who was a dealer, and treated her like poo (so she says, but ive known her almost 3 years shes not normally the lieing type)

And friday when i was drunk i recall her saying she split and i replied something along the lines of "he sounded like a *** anyway" - this is the only thing that i think i said

lol - i just find it funny why people threaten you like that? especially when you dont know them - now my ex's current b.f has called me all the names under the sun - not that i intefere with them at all - i rarely see my ex - but i would never text him threats...especially ones that look so gay heh.

Im not suprised by this, im from southend, so i guess its common behaviour.

Have any of you lot had any interesting messages? or even sent any?

 

[McDaniel]

oh noes!

 

[McDaniel]

You better bring something to protect yourself with.

Got any condoms lying around?

luckily i took advantages of Otacon's post in the free stuff thread - got some samplers incoming!

(i think it was Otacon's post)

 

[McDaniel]

reply back asking if he's gay

Na i dont wanna spark anything, ill just ignore it - i doubt anything will come of it - and i work at a Bank so we have security guard there too at the front door. Plus i get picked up from upside.

Theres no point in argueing with him though - i just found it amusing

 

[McDaniel]

I received a voice mail once from an obviously drunk female, promising to do things to "Mike" that made me blush and wince at the same time. I text the number back saying thanks and all that but maybe she had the wrong number. I then get an abusive text back from this number stating that if they ever found out who I was they would kill me! Hehe.

Oh Dear! lol, that message must have been good!

 

[McDaniel]

Chav keyboard warriors - a worrying development for society

Im not sure if that was also a dig at me? i havent replied and dont intend too - just thought it was amusing

 

[McDaniel]

im not sure posting his number will serve me any favours...

lol

 

[McDaniel]

i think ill get banned if i post the number - plus if you guys start mouthing off its gonna reflect worse on me!

haha

 

[McDaniel]

I'll protect you McD... pass me my awp!

last time you said that i got shot in the head

 

[McDaniel]

You still alive McD?

yup, just text the girl in question she said it was him but she didnt give him my number, apparantly he didnt like her texting me and had got the number off the phone another time by the looks of things - she said not to worry.

I wasnt worried about an upset boyfriend (or ex) anyway, i was worried about being attack with a man with his trousers down!

 

[McDaniel]

Noob cannon tbh, get yourself some testicles and a DE and protect him like a man

Seriously though, you could report the text to his provider, just for a giggle

07814

O2?

 

[McDaniel]

im sorry, but i have a great mental picture of someone beating you round the face with their willy then getting up and going - "that'll teach you, slaaaaaaag". i want a video to be made!!

you worry me more and more everyday.....

/me frees up some phone camera memory

 

[McDaniel]

HE IS PROLLY FROM SHOEBURY, watch yourself son!

unless u are also from shoebury

you know the area?

Im from North Shoebury, border of Thorpe Bay

 

[McDaniel]

Thanks for the translation!! I could not understand what the person was saying.

As for slapping his productive organ over the face, i find that a bit sick?

me too

 

[McDaniel]

you were on T!

lies it was a clan match, i was on your side foo'