LMAO Threatening Messages

AJUK · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:28

Could somebody please translate the message and then I would be able to join in the thread.

Seriously, I have no idea what that all means.

benjo plz. · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:30

"AITE DAN DID U FINK SHE WULDNT SHOW ME D MESG WIV U CALIN ME A *** U MUST B SAD LIL BOY WEL JUST WATCH YASELF WEN U COME OUTTA WORK YEA COZ IM GUNA SLAP MY *** AL OVE YA FACE C U SOON ****"

Translation

Hey Dan, did you think she wouldn't show me the message with you calling me a ****. You must be a sad little boy, well just watch yourself when you come out of work, yeah? cause I'm going to slap my **** all over your face. See you soon ****.

Sounds right out of EastEnders tbh.

Zip · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:32

Alright Dan Did u think she Wouldnt show me the message with u calling me a ***? You must be a sad little boy. Well just watch yourself when you come out of work yeah, coz im gonna slap my willy all over your face see you soon ****"

Well i tryed my best

HEADRAT · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:32

It not threatening its funny, honestly you gotta laugh what a plonka

HEADRAT

Shoseki · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:33

I'd have replied with two words : "You smell"

If you can't beat kids, join them

benjo plz. · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:33

Zip said:
coz im gonna slap my willy all over your face

LMAO! stars are there for a reason

AJUK · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:34

Phnom_Penh said:
"AITE DAN DID U FINK SHE WULDNT SHOW ME D MESG WIV U CALIN ME A *** U MUST B SAD LIL BOY WEL JUST WATCH YASELF WEN U COME OUTTA WORK YEA COZ IM GUNA SLAP MY *** AL OVE YA FACE C U SOON ****"

Translation

Hey Dan, did you think she wouldn't show me the message with you calling me a ****. You must be a sad little boy, well just watch yourself when you come outta work yeah, cause I'm going to slap my **** all over your face. See you soon.

Sounds right out of EastEnders tbh.

Thank you. I don't feel left out now.

What sort of child writes such nonsense?

HEADRAT · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:38

AJUK said:
What sort of child writes such nonsense?

One with very small genitalia and an overactive imagination I would imagine

HEADRAT

Spacky · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:43

AJUK said:
What sort of child writes such nonsense?

Someone lonely on valentines day

"checks forum for anyone feeling rejected"

iCraig · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:48

Slap your face with his genitalia?

What an asshat, is that a threat or a hint? Take a rifle Dan.

loopylou · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:48

McDaniel said:
he wants to slap his piece on my face?

I believe that is a homosexual pratice call smurfing.

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:49

Telescopi said:
Chav keyboard warriors - a worrying development for society

Im not sure if that was also a dig at me? i havent replied and dont intend too - just thought it was amusing

MNuTz · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:55

Post his number

iCraig · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:55

I doubt it was Dan, referring the chav texting you saying all these lame threats, like a keyboard warrior does.

iCraig · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:56

MNuTz said:
Post his number

DO IT!

Nix · 14 Feb 2006 at 14:59

Rofl Dan. Gotta love Southend eh?
I wouldn't worry about it too much, unless he really is one of those crazy people that live in those flats or something.
Probably just another chav trying to make up for a lack of manhood.

jumpy · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:01

lol Asside from the somewhat antisocial nature of the text message, a clear transposition of frustration by the slighted chimp, perhaps you could direct him towards the nearest learning center in order for him to improve his communication skills to the extent where he can articulate himself in such a fashion that you can actually understand him, intead of the incoherant rambling and disjointed puke that was posted.

Always far more intimidating to hear threats from someone who can 'talk propper' as they might just have the intellegence to carry out their threats instead of wasting time with all the monkey chest beating so popular with todays youth.
As my Ma always said: all mouth and no trousers! lol

Pickers · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:08

jumpy said:
As my Ma always said: all mouth and no trousers! lol

With your posts per day you must have 'trousers' past your toes :eek:

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:14

im not sure posting his number will serve me any favours...

lol

benneh · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:21

INNIT W0T W0T W0T APPLES N PAIRS APPLES N PAIRS.. IIIM JUST A POOORRR CHIMNEY SWEEEEEP.

LoL, i wouldnt pay it any mind tbh dude. If he shows up just hit him before you have to listen to any more of his droning nonsensical tooth grinding.