LMAO Threatening Messages

benneh · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:24

Oh go on dude pleeeease post the number.

Jake 2.0 · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:27

Zip said:
You better bring something to protect yourself with.

Got any condoms lying around?

he's got the superman costume, sure to scare the person

Neoni · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:27

Wahhhh!!!

Wahhhh!!!

watch out he wants to have your babies and fondle with his love wand......yep yep mm-hmm.

-Neon!

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:34

i think ill get banned if i post the number - plus if you guys start mouthing off its gonna reflect worse on me!

haha

LordSplodge · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:47

Who is he threatening? The English lanugauage?

Pah, I can't understand the text speak. Report it to the police and the OED

gord · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:49

I'll protect you McD... pass me my awp!

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 15:50

gord said:
I'll protect you McD... pass me my awp!

last time you said that i got shot in the head

benjo plz. · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:33

You still alive McD?

malfunkshun · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:40

gord said:
I'll protect you McD... pass me my awp!

Noob cannon tbh, get yourself some testicles and a DE and protect him like a man

Seriously though, you could report the text to his provider, just for a giggle

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:43

Phnom_Penh said:
You still alive McD?

yup, just text the girl in question she said it was him but she didnt give him my number, apparantly he didnt like her texting me and had got the number off the phone another time by the looks of things - she said not to worry.

I wasnt worried about an upset boyfriend (or ex) anyway, i was worried about being attack with a man with his trousers down!

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:45

malfunkshun said:
Noob cannon tbh, get yourself some testicles and a DE and protect him like a man

Seriously though, you could report the text to his provider, just for a giggle

07814

O2?

Sic · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:46

im sorry, but i have a great mental picture of someone beating you round the face with their willy then getting up and going - "that'll teach you, slaaaaaaag". i want a video to be made!!

McDaniel · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:49

Sic said:
im sorry, but i have a great mental picture of someone beating you round the face with their willy then getting up and going - "that'll teach you, slaaaaaaag". i want a video to be made!!

you worry me more and more everyday.....

/me frees up some phone camera memory

Sic · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:50

hahahah yeah!! Happy Willy Slapping!!! i feel a craze coming on!!

antijoke · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:51

Call their bluff

malfunkshun · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:52

McDaniel said:
07814

O2?

Orange i think, shame because i know O2 takes complaints seriously

Skunkworks · 14 Feb 2006 at 16:52

McDaniel said:
"AITE DAN DID U FINK SHE WULDNT SHOW ME D MESG WIV U CALIN ME A *** U MUST B SAD LIL BOY WEL JUST WATCH YASELF WEN U COME OUTTA WORK YEA COZ IM GUNA SLAP MY *** AL OVE YA FACE C U SOON ****"

Why are you being threatened by Jar Jar Binks?

m3csl2004 · 14 Feb 2006 at 17:09

ROFL

jar jar binks LOL

mesa gonna slapa my ****a ina your face (apoligies if this sounds italian when you read it)

Archangelus · 14 Feb 2006 at 17:30

Skunkworks said:
Why are you being threatened by Jar Jar Binks?

funniest reply, of the thread so far, by far! To the OP - send a reply back saying 'are you sure you have the right number? I didn't understand what you sent, as I don't speak serbo-croat'

Mana · 14 Feb 2006 at 17:36

HE IS PROLLY FROM SHOEBURY, watch yourself son!

unless u are also from shoebury