Londoners prefer slugs?

Mr Badger · 18 Apr 2014 at 16:31

Surprised to see the lack of comment here on this shocking revelation by the BBC that 30% of Londoners indulge in snail throwing:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27078782

Or do people only care about turtles and ferret washing these days?

Efour · 18 Apr 2014 at 16:38

op is faget

Cosimo · 18 Apr 2014 at 16:47

We also poison them, drown them in beer, stamp on them and run over them with mowers and rollers. Life's a Bitch

Storm3y · 18 Apr 2014 at 16:49

ROFL! That article made me giggle!

chief barker · 18 Apr 2014 at 17:12

I throw snails over the fence.

Also what is ferret washing?

I don't think I ferret wash, but maybe I do?

Mr Badger · 18 Apr 2014 at 18:14

chief barker said:
I throw snails over the fence.

Also what is ferret washing?

I don't think I ferret wash, but maybe I do?

Theophany · 18 Apr 2014 at 19:22

Thankfully, because snail is more evolve than faget slug, people can pick up snail and throw it but snail land on hardened shell and live. Faget slug get pick up and people say 'eww' drop faget slug and step on it instead, so instagib for faget slug.

As usual, attempts to make faget slug seem superior to master race snail are skewed by interested parties.

sauce: I am phd in research of slug and snail.

Vulcan · 18 Apr 2014 at 20:58

Buckshot > slugs.

[TW]Sponge · 19 Apr 2014 at 02:02

I have been drinking, and I'm trying my hardest not to post in a thread like this.

Oh FFS