Yep, I was just talking to a Guantanamo bay prisoner that had been waterboarded yesterday and, when I asked him about the daily cycle of torture he's put through, he happily responded 'heck, at least I don't have to worry about losing my wallet'Isn't it one of the most annoying things that can happen.

"They" should invent a tiiiiny credit card sized phone that sits inside your wallet so you can ring it when you lose it. It would also charge via bum heat whilst in rear pockets.
And yes, it is annoying when one loses ones wallet.
/waffle

Yep, I was just talking to a Guantanamo bay prisoner that had been waterboarded yesterday and, when I asked him about the daily cycle of torture he's put through, he happily responded 'heck, at least I don't have to worry about losing my wallet'
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Thats sounds like something out of the Viz