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JohnnyG · 5 May 2006 at 12:45

"Fancy a pint & a ****?"
He'll go weak at the knees

Liverpool-Lad · 5 May 2006 at 12:46

I think 'Yes, you can boot my backdoor in' would work.

Pulsedriver · 5 May 2006 at 12:50

"What you wearin?"

That always works for me

Dave · 5 May 2006 at 12:54

SexyBetty said:
Sorry, feeling a bit cynical today

SexyBetty · 5 May 2006 at 12:55

Thanks Dave

Bracco · 5 May 2006 at 13:48

Some song lyrics can be suitably cheesy, especially ballads or "emo" bands. I used to use them sometimes, although I always cheated and looked up the lyrics online first

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MeatLoaf · 5 May 2006 at 14:26

Have you heard that song? Itd called Do you **** on 1st dates. A classic.

Some classsic lines thta i cant really put here, but worth a listen

WantoN · 5 May 2006 at 14:27

This thread is officially the most obscure this week. "Help me invent a lovey text for my bloke, I can't be arsed to think of one"

Ant

Dreadi · 5 May 2006 at 14:28

Liverpool-Lad said:
I think 'Yes, you can boot my backdoor in' would work.

hardcore

McDaniel · 5 May 2006 at 14:30

Spawn said:
ON YOUR HANDS N KNEES NOW!!!!

Seems to work with my gf

lmao, i would got slapped good for saying that

Yas786 · 5 May 2006 at 14:33

Sparky__H said:
I would wake up with a nurse standing over me

Hell i wouldnt mind that especially if shes a hottie

Yas786 · 5 May 2006 at 14:34

McDaniel said:
lmao, i would got slapped good for saying that

Hehe nah my ass gets spanked...my gf seems to think it turns me on :confused:

...cant say i do but then i cant be bothered to turn round and say...oi stop spanking me puhleeeeze

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Yes ive got a bit of a kinky little one in my gf but it keeps things interetsing to say the least

SeriousPigeon · 5 May 2006 at 14:35

I sent the following to my girlfriend -

"They say that the sphere is the one true and perfect shape.
They obviously haven't seen your bottom!"

Seemed to work as I am married to her now.

Doesn't mean as much from female to male though. Unless they are really vain.

Jennibaby · 5 May 2006 at 14:50

MeatLoaf said:
Have you heard that song? Itd called Do you **** on 1st dates. A classic.

Some classsic lines thta i cant really put here, but worth a listen

Ive seen the film I **** on the 1st date, does that count

PaulStat · 5 May 2006 at 14:55

I dunno what sort of things does markymark like?

Jennibaby · 5 May 2006 at 15:11

PaulStat said:
I dunno what sort of things does markymark like?

would you like me to remove your foot from your mouth, markymark and I split up over xmas chick....................taxi

Hate · 5 May 2006 at 15:18

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeiiiiiiiiii wiiiiiiiiiiil alllllllllways love yooooooooouuuuuuohohohohoh"

Usher · 5 May 2006 at 15:22

pass the bucket :eek:

WantoN · 5 May 2006 at 15:26

Jennibaby said:
would you like me to remove your foot from your mouth, markymark and I split up over xmas chick....................taxi

It's alright, he's already running.

/looks into horizon. Hand shading eyes.

Ant :cool:

Raumarik · 5 May 2006 at 15:42

I have many, many of these messages and poems (yes gents even poetry) but I refuse to post it here as I'll only open myself up to more ridicule than normal.

Most of the words seem very hollow now she's my ex though :eek:

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