Make religious Education Good!

danielmp007 · 6 Apr 2009 at 09:59

This just made me lol while I was on the train yesterday

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/93328/Time-to-count-Brown-out

Not the article itself but this sentence.

"Last week brought us the story of the new religious studies GCSE syllabus, which will include the teachings of druids, Rastafarians and even Moonies alongside those of mainstream religions".

Now im not a religious person but sign me up for rastafarianism lol! Do you think I could legally wear a dredlock wig and smoke weed then blame it on my religion?

dP

The Dread Pirate · 6 Apr 2009 at 10:01

danielmp007 said:
Now im not a religious person but sign me up for rastafarianism lol! Do you think I could legally wear a dredlock wig and smoke weed then blame it on my religion?

dP

If you do go get christened as a rasta yeah but you'll have to do a lot of prayin ect... before they'll christen you

danielmp007 · 6 Apr 2009 at 10:09

Oh and what are druids and moonies??

dP

The Dread Pirate · 6 Apr 2009 at 10:13

danielmp007 said:
Oh and what are druids and moonies??

dP

Druids are those random dudes with white robes and big beards who sit about in the woods eating shrooms and hallucinating all day.

Moonies I thought were what people did out of the windows of motor vehicles hoping to get a reaction from other drivers though I could be wrong

Sankari · 6 Apr 2009 at 10:51

danielmp007 said:
and moonies??

dP

Followers of a Korean cult leader.

Wiki article here.

V4NT0M · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:07

Druids are cool, what age do you get cat form?

The Dread Pirate · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:08

Skyfall said:
Druids are cool, what age do you get cat form?

*facepalm*

rsatd · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:13

Skyfall said:
Druids are cool, what age do you get cat form?

Best reply in this thread!

Sankari · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:15

Droods need a nerf tbh...

The Dread Pirate · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:15

HUNTARD F T W !

Cosimo · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:15

danielmp007 said:
Do you think I could legally wear a dredlock wig and smoke weed then blame it on my religion?

Why not give it a try.

danielmp007 · 6 Apr 2009 at 11:38

simulatorman said:
Why not give it a try.

Lol I can see the military loving that?

Im not wearing my beret today im wearing my rasta wig!

" Its ok sir its my religion :/ "

dP

semi-pro waster · 6 Apr 2009 at 12:57

danielmp007 said:
" Its ok sir its my religion :/ "

dP

If you've never done it before then have a read of 213 things Skippy may not do for a bit of a laugh.

Daily Express: The World's Greatest Newspaper. I'm slightly dubious about the claim beneath the title, just reading that article would be reason enough to question it. It reads as if they are saying "learning about other cultures and practices? How horrific, we don't want to endanger our insular existence".

wordy · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:03

Skyfall said:
Druids are cool, what age do you get cat form?

Capn' $qu!ff said:
*facepalm*

Agreed.

Get out! :mad:

jrodga2k5 · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:11

Pastafarian is a must

danielmp007 · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:18

jrodga2k5 said:
Pastafarian is a must

A what? Is that like a rastafarian that likes pasta?

dP

Gilly · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:19

danielmp007 said:
A what? Is that like a rastafarian that likes pasta?

dP

I believe a pastafarian follows the FSM.

danielmp007 · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:20

Gilly said:
I believe a pastafarian follows the FSM.

jrodga2k5 · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:21

danielmp007 said:
A what? Is that like a rastafarian that likes pasta?

dP

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Gilly is right....

Btw it is worth a look, its actually quite funny really and is a take on Religion from Atheists!

The Dread Pirate · 6 Apr 2009 at 13:57

I remember at last years download one o the dudes in our camp was a pastafarian he kept on preaching from the book of the FSM it was quite amusing.