Male Pampering...

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 19:55

Ok, so I got some male pampering kit from Next for Christmas. I've used the pre shave balm, the post shave balm, and now I'm sitting here like a fool wearing a face mask.

First thoughts:

The mask felt invigorating at first, when still wet. Very refreshing infact and as I applied it, I thought to myself 'Why haven't I done this before'??? But now as its drying up, it's becoming tighter and tighter as I sit here and type. Quite uncomfortable/annoying infact. Oh, and to boot, my face is green. Apparently, I have to wash it off in 15-20mins time. An interesting experience so far indeed....

So, have any of you lot tried this kind of thing????

I used to think pre/post shave stuff was for 'nearly men', but maybe I'm beginning to think differently!!!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 19:59

Homogay tbh

Back atcha!!!

Rest assured I'm confident of my 'orientation' i.e, I'm married to a woman, not a man!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:02

She might not be so sure now.

She encouraged it!!!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:07

One pic, and one pic only!!!!

Lots of celebs use that sort of stuff. Dale Winton, Elton John, George Michael to name a few & there's nothing dodgy about them

So you like Dale Winton too????

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:08

Don't worry people, I'm a manmanmanMAYN!!!!!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:14

A macho macho man?

You wanna be one??

Besides, I have too much out of control body hair, which I might add I'm proud of, to be a gayer. Honest.

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:16

I have to say, after this my face feels really different, and that anybody who is straight enough to be assured with thier orientation should try it, or officially be known as a gay. In a tutu. With a poster of Graham Norton of thier bedroom wall.

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:27

Blimey, most of you lot are so anti-gayism, it's nearly racialist.

BTW JohnnyG, that tie is sooooo not my colour luvvie

!!!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 20:28

Thought it was green!!!

It is, but the light doesn't really show it off too well...!!!

danza · 27 Feb 2006 at 21:21

No, I think it's good to share your experiences, and I have to say that this compared to some was pretty inert. Apart from everyone thinks I'm a poof now.