Soldato
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I work at a very large DIY store. I only work on Sundays and I'm finishing next weekend to move down to Oxford for my placement. My manager put me on the lay flat area with all summer furniture today, he thinks I have excellent communication skills and said "I don't really need to inform you of much, just do your thing". I obliged and did 'my thing'.
It was extremely busy today. We were understaffed and I was under 3 departments. Any how, I know how much everyone loves chavs and I just had to share this epic moment today.
Basically guy come in, asks for stuff, throws a fit and asks what discontinued means, then starts prancing around as if he's going to cry.
Spencor thought I should write it in this format below for the added 'effect':
So . . .
Dis man comes in wid dese 2 gals, gals are like yo scooz me! I'm like tinking yo pop imbred don't shout me from milez away i'z no slave. So, man fnsh deh shrizzle, den start walking towardz dese getto mans. Anywaysz man finnally gets der seeez gals wid chav wid top off and der skiniest physiqueses lol.
Girl is like "Yo gots any round back".
Me "Unfortunately, sorry, all the barbecues below £20 are sold out. We have however, got a shipment due in 3 days?"
Simultaneously:
Man dem-gal #1 "wut da hell"
Man dem-gal #2 "This is 'turd' "
Man dem-ponce " ***** this "
I stud der tinking, yo whagwaaan.
Man dem ponce is like I want duh display. I'm like sorry blad, dis shiz is live so no can sell init.
All tree of dem like whut da hell is dis live shiz, we got one last year like dis. I'm lke wen we usuals stop selling dis evil burin aparats or discon we sell da res yo. Man dem ponce iz like what da **** iz discontinuedses meanings?
Mi like :\
Manz goin sik in di hed! Hi lke we fudges wantsomanangle BBQ 2day, den he start bopping out.
My lulz made me wee.
Da End.
That took a painfully long time to type, so it will probably take longer reading.
Enjoy
It was extremely busy today. We were understaffed and I was under 3 departments. Any how, I know how much everyone loves chavs and I just had to share this epic moment today.
Basically guy come in, asks for stuff, throws a fit and asks what discontinued means, then starts prancing around as if he's going to cry.
Spencor thought I should write it in this format below for the added 'effect':
So . . .
Dis man comes in wid dese 2 gals, gals are like yo scooz me! I'm like tinking yo pop imbred don't shout me from milez away i'z no slave. So, man fnsh deh shrizzle, den start walking towardz dese getto mans. Anywaysz man finnally gets der seeez gals wid chav wid top off and der skiniest physiqueses lol.
Girl is like "Yo gots any round back".
Me "Unfortunately, sorry, all the barbecues below £20 are sold out. We have however, got a shipment due in 3 days?"
Simultaneously:
Man dem-gal #1 "wut da hell"
Man dem-gal #2 "This is 'turd' "
Man dem-ponce " ***** this "
I stud der tinking, yo whagwaaan.
Man dem ponce is like I want duh display. I'm like sorry blad, dis shiz is live so no can sell init.
All tree of dem like whut da hell is dis live shiz, we got one last year like dis. I'm lke wen we usuals stop selling dis evil burin aparats or discon we sell da res yo. Man dem ponce iz like what da **** iz discontinuedses meanings?
Mi like :\
Manz goin sik in di hed! Hi lke we fudges wantsomanangle BBQ 2day, den he start bopping out.
My lulz made me wee.
Da End.
That took a painfully long time to type, so it will probably take longer reading.
Enjoy
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