Man killed by his own ****

[bjorkiii]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-56224144

Such a shame

 

[andy_mk3]

What a tragic loss of life eh?

 

[Captain]

The animal was held at a police station

Lol what?

 

[Randomface74]

it stabbed him in the ****

 

[Gray2233]

The bird's owner was impaled in the groin by the knife as the animal tried to escape.

Excellent.

 

[inogen]

**** on ****.

 

[potatolord]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-56224144

Such a shame

There was a similar incident reported in the Philippines a week or so back.

Giving animals knives. What could go wrong?

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Payback by the fighting **** animal

 

[200sols]

Excellent news.

 

[Dis86]

Goooo ****!

 

[bjorkiii]

I'd fork out £20+ to see Michael McIntyre go head to head with a bonobo monkey armed with a Stanley knife.

 

[Gerard]

Meh, bit of an anti climax. I was expecting the Rooster to make a quip like "you messed with the wrong bird mother ******" before impaling him.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Anyone seen chucky? the film?

I think the **** come to life like chucky did.

 

[Dis86]

Anyone seen chucky? the film?

I think the **** come to life like chucky did.

Erm...cocks are alive.

 

[Zeeflyboy]

What a way to go, stabbed in the **** by a ****

 

[Marky]

So a **** stabbed this **** in the ****? That’s pretty wild.

 

[adolf hamster]

i don't even

 

[danoliver1]

I'd fork out £20+ to see Michael McIntyre go head to head with a bonobo monkey armed with a Stanley knife.

FYI a Bonobo isn't a monkey.
Reminded me of this story for some reason https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html

 

[SexyGreyFox]

FYI a Bonobo isn't a monkey.

and a Bonobo is more likely to have sex with you

 

[CaptainRAVE]

So tragic.