Man marries pillow

the shadow · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:10

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

Cosimo · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:13

He must have some interesting pillow talk.

Marky · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:15

He even orders the pillow a meal when they go out?! >_>

bledd · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:17

everyone needs a pillow for a bosom

PaulStat · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:17

I hope he cleans it

the shadow · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:18

Sleep with one Pillow

I guess he won't be having a lot of pillow fights

Raumarik · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:18

This is better than any joke thread!

Cosimo · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:21

If he wants sex it’s available all night and he can sleep on the job.

PatZ1989 · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:21

wow, some people

Redgie · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:23

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.

I love Japan.

cambb · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:23

Always available

GravyMonster · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:26

These kind of stories always makes me think of...

Tingtangmakadingdong · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:26

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.

this needs it's own thread: "which character from a game would you marry?"
i call first shot

PermaChanged · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:35

At least it won't have mood swings and PMT.

billyboyd · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:41

I bet the pillow will still end up with everything if they divorce

HaMMuS · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:42

I wonder how often he has to wash it.....*shudders*

xxalxx · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:43

if he stayed in a hotel one night, and didnt take his pillow wife with him, would that count as a sordid affair, he would be sleeping with another pillow afterall..... ?????

Dark_Angel · 10 Mar 2010 at 10:46

Just.....

really.

No1newts · 10 Mar 2010 at 11:11

Does that mean he would be cheating on his pillow wife if he has other pillows in the bed? Or is she just one kinky pillow?

Ekim · 10 Mar 2010 at 11:12

Sounds like he still weds the bed.