Soldato
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-ejected-after-becoming-aroused-10288167.html
A man of excitable nature suffered an enormous erection whilst attending a naked bike ride.
The man was instructed to put some jeans on, cease taking part in the event, and got a stern telling off by police, who collected his details.
I can't decide whether or not to feel sympathy for the guy, to be honest. I think I need the sage consideration of the GD brain trust to help my moral compass.
Some points for consideration:
1. Was the guy just a perv?
2. Is an erection an involuntary response - should this really be something to be on police record for?
3. Would cycling naked be better or worse for chaffing than lycra?
4. What about cotton?
5. Or rain-soaked jeans?
6. "it was a horrible sight" said one witness. Does anyone else wish that this had been said to the press about their junk?
7. Or is it just me?
8. has anyone ever had a more awkwardly timed chub-on?
9. Is it actually possible to fart while riding a bike naked?
10. Any other business
A man of excitable nature suffered an enormous erection whilst attending a naked bike ride.
The man was instructed to put some jeans on, cease taking part in the event, and got a stern telling off by police, who collected his details.
I can't decide whether or not to feel sympathy for the guy, to be honest. I think I need the sage consideration of the GD brain trust to help my moral compass.
Some points for consideration:
1. Was the guy just a perv?
2. Is an erection an involuntary response - should this really be something to be on police record for?
3. Would cycling naked be better or worse for chaffing than lycra?
4. What about cotton?
5. Or rain-soaked jeans?
6. "it was a horrible sight" said one witness. Does anyone else wish that this had been said to the press about their junk?
7. Or is it just me?
8. has anyone ever had a more awkwardly timed chub-on?
9. Is it actually possible to fart while riding a bike naked?
10. Any other business
