Man walks into a chippy

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Man walks into a chippy.
"Fish and chips please love"
Fryer - "Ok, your fish wont be long"
Man - "Well it better be ******* fat then"

Man walks into a chippy with a Haddock under his arm.
Man - "Do you sell fishcakes love?"
fryer - "Yeah sure"
Man "great i'll have one, its his Birthday"

 

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The body of Mark Speight, the childrens presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death,


sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.

That reminds me of another I just remembered.

Police are interviewing George Micheal after a chocolate bar was found in Stephen gately's ass, apparently it was a "Careless whisper".