Man Wants To Wed Computer

[Father Ted]

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.

Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.

This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment.

Link:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...rriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html

Words fail me..

*Insert jokes about floppies etc.

 

[Father Ted]

Actually, there's nothing new in this. Back in the 80's I was forever plugging my joystick into my computer...