Mango -The most annoying fruit in the world

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My mates gone working around the country for a week or 2 so i thought id eat his mangos, it does say eat within 3 days on them and he did eat my pizzas anyway!

Earlier I put one in the smoothie maker, I cut it in half and spooned out all i could then at around the stone. This left loads of mango in my teeth which i didnt properly get out even after using floss for ages.

Just eaten the other one and i cut it in half again but couldnt get around the large stone in the middle, however it was too nice to waste so i peeled off the skin and then ate around the stone. Again I got loads of bits stuck in my teeth and have just spent 15mins cleaning bits out of them and my bottome teeth feel all wierd and far apart.

How the hell do you eat mango without getting crap stuck in your teeth?

One of the nicest fruits but most annoying definatley
 
Scuzi said:
Cut it into slices and eat the slices. It doesn't take a genius to work that out :p

yeh just looked about how to cut one, 2 halves then down the sides. Didnt even know there was a stone in the to be honest. Ive only ever eaten it when it was pre cut or into shapes and things :o
 
geeza said:
yeh just looked about how to cut one, 2 halves then down the sides. Didnt even know there was a stone in the to be honest. Ive only ever eaten it when it was pre cut or into shapes and things :o

After making it in 3 pieces, the 2 flesh sides, slice a grid into it, and push it upwards from the skin so it "pop" out and eat without mess.

The Stone you'll still have to use hands and eat it over a sink or something.
 
geeza said:
My mates gone working around the country for a week or 2 so i thought id eat his mangos

For some reason this made me laugh so much!

mangos are such a fiberous fruit, so you wil lget crud betwen your teeth?

Rich
 
It is spelt mangoes.

Always happy to do a public service. :)

More on topic, I don't really like very ripe mangoes. I like them just slightly ripe with a bit of crunch. I also like slightly green mangoes in salad - salt, vinegar, chilli. The latter is delightful.
 
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I love mangoes, eat like 2 or 3 a day, wish I was eating it fresh off my grandparent's mango tree in Pakistan :[
 
G|mp said:
Can you do anything without asking on here first?

personally? -yes but i dont fancy blowing myself up or getting mess stuck in my teeth for days (which i would have done if i didnt have floss)
 
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