Medieval Weapons

ttaskmaster · 27 Mar 2017 at 10:28

adolf hamster said:
I'm testing your aim.

On a magic projectile that automatically hits?

adolf hamster said:
Your move

Then, having now found my PHB V3.5... I cast 'Irresistable Dance' on the bear!!

adolf hamster · 27 Mar 2017 at 12:09

ttaskmaster said:
On a magic projectile that automatically hits?

you never said it was a homing fireball, ergo it's an aimed projectile!

ttaskmaster · 27 Mar 2017 at 15:47

adolf hamster said:
you never said it was a homing fireball, ergo it's an aimed projectile!

Rules have changed, or I was confusing between this and Magic Missile, which definitely auto-hits!

So yeah - Irresistable Dance....

adolf hamster · 27 Mar 2017 at 20:06

ttaskmaster said:
Rules have changed, or I was confusing between this and Magic Missile, which definitely auto-hits!

So yeah - Irresistable Dance....

ok, give me a wisdom roll then

darket · 28 Mar 2017 at 00:08

adolf hamster said:
ok, give me a wisdom roll then

I know this guy, he'll roll a 0 for both wisdom and charisma

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 10:13

darket said:
I know this guy, he'll roll a 0 for both wisdom and charisma

You think a quarterstaff is bad, wait until I hit you with a torque wrench...!!!

adolf hamster said:
ok, give me a wisdom roll then

I get a........ 14. Hmm... Well, a dancing bear sounded like a good idea at the time.

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 11:18

ttaskmaster said:
I get a........ 14. Hmm... Well, a dancing bear sounded like a good idea at the time.

you cast the spell at the bear, and this is the result:

the bear loses 1 turn, but he'll be coming at you next round!

your move again

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 11:47

adolf hamster said:
you cast the spell at the bear, and this is the result:
the bear loses 1 turn, but he'll be coming at you next round!
your move again

Through the laughter, I'll cast Polymorph Any Object (Same kingdom, same size, Related, same or lower Intelligence [+2, +2, +2, +2]), intending to turn the bear into a bearskin rug.

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 12:00

ttaskmaster said:
Through the laughter, I'll cast Polymorph Any Object (Same kingdom, same size, Related, same or lower Intelligence [+2, +2, +2, +2]), intending to turn the bear into a bearskin rug.

Unfortunately due to your laughter you accidentally target the tree, turning it into a large book full of blank pages, the bear has finished dancing and activates beserker charge [+4 crit damage, one turn charge time] and begins charging, he cant dodge so make your next roll count!

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 12:40

Think I'll hit it with an Eyebite spell...

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 14:04

ttaskmaster said:
Think I'll hit it with an Eyebite spell...

same again then, wisdom and dex rolls, -2 to the dex score because you're still laughing

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 14:18

19 and 6....

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 16:17

ttaskmaster said:
19 and 6....

ooh, so you cast an impressive spell which lands about 6' in front of you.

the bear continues it's charge and attacks, he rolls 2,2,4 for the combo with no crit, give me a dex roll for your dodge (remember he has a quarterstaff

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ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 16:25

17...

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 16:29

ttaskmaster said:
17...

lucky dodge there, the bear misses by inches and his momentum carries him past you. your now on the ground with the bear behind you.

your move.

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 16:35

Cast Cone of Fear toward the bear...

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 16:56

usual wisdom roll then, you're quite close now so i think we can skip the dex.

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 17:00

We rolls a....... ooh, 17!!

adolf hamster · 28 Mar 2017 at 17:02

ttaskmaster said:
We rolls a....... ooh, 17!!

good shot then, the bear rolls a 1 for dodging and gets a dose of scaredy cat straight to the face, he's running but the effect only lasts 2 turns

ttaskmaster · 28 Mar 2017 at 17:22

Righty, then - Here's one I've not used in a long time... Phantasmal Killer!!