Meh...mutts, who'd have'em!?

[eatcustard]

OP

owned buy a puppy

Man up, always carry your keyboard and kill it, then for good measure kill its owner.

 

[Freeman]

Bite it back.

 

[Relentless81]

It was like Jurassic Park but on the road and in England and with a tiny little doggy

 

[EvilDreams]

I love how in these threads the majority of posters will side with the dog rather than the human....

I am a postman and I constantly have to deal with being harassed by people's badly trained, obnoxious pet dogs on the street.

The only type of dog that never gives me hassle is those whippet thingies, the skinny ones. They are always silent and chilled out.

I have been bitten a few times on delivery, nothing serious, but it could happen so this scenario is very real for me.

OP, I feel your pain.

 

[Supercow]

I love how in these threads the majority of posters will side with the dog rather than the human....

I am a postman and I constantly have to deal with being harassed by people's badly trained, obnoxious pet dogs on the street.

The only type of dog that never gives me hassle is those whippet thingies, the skinny ones. They are always silent and chilled out.

I have been bitten a few times on delivery, nothing serious, but it could happen so this scenario is very real for me.

OP, I feel your pain.

Our posty carries dog biscuits in his pocket - occupational expense, which works great for him

 

[EvilDreams]

I was thinking more along the lines of crafting a pair of electrified trousers for myself after reading today's other dog thread.

 

[InvaderGIR]

Looking forward to a tetanus injection this afternoon…

Pansy, it's just an injection. :/

 

[Wossi]

It's a good thing it wasn't my dog, he would have knocked you over then proceeded to lick you into submission. 25kg of Staffy hitting you is not fun

 

[craig3000]

I woulda smacked it round the head with the bags tbh

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Ouch bitten twice in one day. First a sausage dog to the leg and now Gilly bites him in the ass!


Edit - Dogs are awesome, it generally the owners that arent.

 

[Buddah]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631

 

[twist3d0n3]

^^ hahahaha i was just about to post the same thing

 

[4T5]

Owned by a sausage dog & pawned by a Gilly. 'Scuse me while i **** myself.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Are you sure it wasn't on the arm?

You dirty pervert.

Edit - god damnit.

 

[GingerNinja1989]

get it destroyed!

no, don't, it probably smelt your sausages in your shopping bag

Cannibal dog?

 

[mrteabag]

I love how in these threads the majority of posters will side with the dog rather than the human....

I am a postman and I constantly have to deal with being harassed by people's badly trained, obnoxious pet dogs on the street.

The only type of dog that never gives me hassle is those whippet thingies, the skinny ones. They are always silent and chilled out.

I have been bitten a few times on delivery, nothing serious, but it could happen so this scenario is very real for me.

OP, I feel your pain.

Post man doesn't come to my house anymore.
I put something in the postbox the other day and my dog was like 'WTF JUST HAPPENED? Theres like a hole to put things in through your door !:O'

 

[loltim]

dogs stink. cats are awesome.

 

[The Mad Rapper]

No matter what you say, Cats stink and are unhygienic.

Fixed

 

[wannabedamned]

In answer to the thread title, I'd have a dog, If i didnt have 3 cats.

I would keep my dog on a lead when out and about, and I wouldnt let it escape my garden\home though.

With regards to dogs smelling, Gotta agree they do even when they're bathed monthly, as an owner you wont smell it. But i smell my parents dog when i visit, and she's well looked after, including cleaning her bedding regulary

 

[Swifty55]

Gotta love ankle biters!