Meh!

[The Mad Rapper]

Today I am in a general malaise. I CBA doing anything, no focus, no interest - what is wrong with me OCUK?

 

[The Mad Rapper]

What have you eaten today? That's usually the answer.

Also, where in Bucks do you live?

I have some Honey Nut Clusters for breakfast and that's it!

I live in Penn, but am sat at my desk in Canary Wharf. It may be that this place has a conjunction of negative energy lines or something that's sucking my will to live?!

 

[The Mad Rapper]

You’ve read too many Men/Women threads, just go to the pub.

This is the answer! My inate alphaness is confused by talk of cross-dressing men and butt hole pleasures!

 

[The Mad Rapper]

I used to live near Beaconsfield, is why I asked.

Beaconsfield is nice, but I've never understood what the attraction is with Jungs, that coffee shop in town. Always seems to be full of rich wives who have nothing to do.

Thinking about it, perhaps I should get down there and offer myself up as a bit of rough

 

[The Mad Rapper]

lol, well it was Winchmore Hill rather than Beaconsfield itself, but yeah that Jungs is weird, it went from a deserted cake shop/bakery to heaving mass of rich farts in the space on one summer.

Winchmore Hill is lovely mate

We looked at buying a place there, decided to go with Penn in the end because it's closer to my son.

 

[The Mad Rapper]

His ginger what?

LOL

Sideboards?

Is that quite normal? I have dark brown hair but when my sideys reach where my beard would be it turns ginger.

The shame! Am I a genetic half-breed?