Midget for a day,what would you do first?

Richdog · 15 May 2008 at 13:56

Engage in small-talk!

EDIT - Or have a mini adventure!

Kerplunk · 15 May 2008 at 13:56

Dress up as an Oompa Loompa of course

milkinc13 · 15 May 2008 at 13:57

danza said:
Tripod!

rofl

i'd probably go in a busy place & walk into people as they would be able to see me

bum · 15 May 2008 at 14:11

Gliding on my face while do wrestlin

Shoseki · 15 May 2008 at 14:28

Learn to breakdance and get down wit da kids! Yeah man I'm still cool.

Nitrojan · 15 May 2008 at 14:31

Knock on peoples door's and ask them to lower their doorbell out of the kindness of their hearts

waso_dude · 15 May 2008 at 14:33

fonzee said:
kick myself in the head!!!

danza said:
Tripod!

Actually sat here laughing at them tooo

LordSplodge · 15 May 2008 at 14:34

scorza said:
Midget porn!

Where would you sign up? Is it in the Yellow Pages under Midget Porn Star Agencies?

If I was made to be small for a day I'd spend most of it with the wife taking the mickey as I constantly do it to her because she is quite short (5 foot)

kai · 15 May 2008 at 14:36

LordSplodge said:
Where would you sign up? Is it in the Yellow Pages under Midget Porn Star Agencies?

If I was made to be small for a day I'd spend most of it with the wife taking the mickey as I constantly do it to her because she is quite short (5 foot)

I believe we found rent a midgit in the yellow pages for the stag doo, however we all have to pay to rent him, flight, lodge and food all weekend. Looks like he will be on bread and water

Barrybear · 15 May 2008 at 14:37

Fight another midget and make people pay to watch

and maybe run away from people into small gaps and taunt them.

Nitrojan · 15 May 2008 at 14:45

ROFL! These made me laugh:

http://uk.partypop.com/Forums/Party_Supplies_and_Rentals/m279375.htm

and

http://www.students.stedwards.edu/nspanna/

NotAGolf · 15 May 2008 at 14:58

MikeHunt79 said:
Avoid doctors with stuffed herons

lol.
Quality TV.

Peño · 15 May 2008 at 15:20

Hide and Go Seek, of course!

Van Hellseek · 15 May 2008 at 16:48

Post about it on the internet.

krooton · 15 May 2008 at 17:24

I would body pop to some weird music in India, as per that youtube clip

Azagoth · 15 May 2008 at 17:31

Go to the pub and ask if they serve shorts!

Cosmic182 · 15 May 2008 at 17:35

i wonder if its easy to suck your ...... as surely you dont have as far to reach?? if you can kick yourself in the head then surely this would work?

syke · 15 May 2008 at 17:38

Cosmic182 said:
i wonder if its easy to suck your ...... as surely you dont have as far to reach?? if you can kick yourself in the head then surely this would work?

LMAO

2StepSteve · 15 May 2008 at 17:45

whack on some green face paint and a ginger wig

jojothemonkey69 · 15 May 2008 at 17:50

Nitrojan said:
http://www.students.stedwards.edu/nspanna/

Lol you get to pick 3 of the following that you'd like your midget to do:
1)Juggling
2)Dancing
3)Fiddle-Playing
4)Heavy Drinking
5)Wrestling (Jello or Mud)
6)Mayonnaise Eating
7)Mental Telepathy

I'd personally love him/her to do numbers 4,5 and 6 in that order!!!