Mindful violence?

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So we all heard of the mindless violence towards vehicles like "scrotums" keying paintwork, throwing things on vehicles and so on but I am quite honestly a little bit speechless at this.

To give you a context, taken the car for an MOT today only to have the mechanic call us and send us these photos (excuse the quality but he texted them). Apparently he has seen similar before, basically people place food items under the car bonnet which then causes rodents to get under where they do all sorts of damage like chewing through wires and hoses.

As you can see a good handful of cooked spaghetti has been placed under the car near a radiator, then clearly something rat like got under and what you see in the first pic is the lining under the bonnet that it chewed off. Some damage to other plastic trim under the hood as well but fingers crossed all electrical connections and hoses seem to be in good order, albeit he'll have a thorough look tomorrow.

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Feels pretty damn targeted as we have also had the roof of our second vehicle damaged last night and a taxi roof sign stolen from it on Sunday but honestly can't figure out why someone would deliberately target us. Absolutely no problems with any neighbours, only thing we can think of is that it's a small-ish resident only car park (places are not designated and no permits required) and someone may have gotten upset that the car was parked there for a while as it's only used on the weekends.

Then again there is more than ample parking literally just outside the fence so it's a 10 second inconvenience at most and why we made a point of parking the second car out there too so we're not hogging the limited parking inside.

P.S. I don't remember insulting any local Italian mafia members either.
 
What I don't get here is how something like this a) happens (how did it get in there without you noticing?) and b) just how long was it since you last looked under your bonnet? :confused:

I'd have noticed that within a week, even assuming someone managed to get food under my bonnet in the first place.
 
Well this has happened sometime since Sunday, this car only get driven once or twice a week and mechanically nothing felt different as fortunately most of the damage appears to be cosmetic so far. Garage is literally 300 metres from the flat so wasn't even enough time to notice anything.

Whoever did it made sure they cleaned up around the car after they did it too, so really gobsmacked as to why they would go to such lengths to do this.

EDIT: Just to clarify when I say under the car I mean inside the car on the underside, there wasn't even anything on the ground when it was driven off.
 
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What I don't get here is how something like this a) happens (how did it get in there without you noticing?) and b) just how long was it since you last looked under your bonnet? :confused:

I'd have noticed that within a week, even assuming someone managed to get food under my bonnet in the first place.

Most people don't have cause to open the bonnet weekly.
 
Most people don't have cause to open the bonnet weekly.

Most people indeed don't, although personally I find doing it daily hardly a hassle in the grand scheme of things and I can keep tabs on my oil / coolant & screenwash levels.

It's a legal requirement in my line of work which I carry over to my car useage.

Weekly would be a wise move for most people I'd say bit that many would or do.

As for the OP, weird!

I do recall finding a very well toasted rat on the turbocharger of my old Scania once, never worked out how it got there or why it didn't jump off when it landed in such a hot component!
 
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You must have annoyed someone, this is targeted without a doubt.

Most people indeed don't, although personally I find doing it daily hardly a hassle in the grand scheme of things and I can keep tabs on my oil / coolant & screenwash levels.

The hassle/benefit ratio to checking it daily doesn't really make any sense to the average driver, notwithstanding OP's spaghetti situation.

I appreciate in your line of work it matters more so, but to check daily would be considered borderline obsessed! :D
 
About 6 months ago at the end of autumn someone went to the effort of stuffing my exhaust full of dry leaves. At the time I put it down to under parented/maladjusted kids (at JAE I once caught a 3 year old pouring stones into the exhaust of a GTR while the parents looked on..)But more recently my car has also been keyed :(

This is a different level of planning though..
 
So the food was in the engine bayy rather than under the car?

So the car was unlocked and bonnest opened and food left or maybe the food was thrown from under the car ??

wtf

So why did the rat eat your bonnet liner instead of the spaghetti .. lol
 
You must have annoyed someone, this is targeted without a doubt.



The hassle/benefit ratio to checking it daily doesn't really make any sense to the average driver, notwithstanding OP's spaghetti situation.

I appreciate in your line of work it matters more so, but to check daily would be considered borderline obsessed! :D

Indeed borderline obsessive to do it daily for a regular driver, at work where in a 24hour period the trucks often cover more than 1000km it's wise and indeed a legal requirement, as I say, I've carried it into my daily car routine but it did help me spot an oil leak on my old e39 before it developed into something more serious, given how quickly it developed I'd have had at best a trashed engine bay after a week, at worse an oil starved engine.

Daily checks on a relatively new car are indeed overkill, as the years and miles rack up it starts to make more sense imo.
 
Funny this should appear as something really odd like this happened to me about a month ago.

Go to work on car, open bonnet, find a load of pizza crusts on the engine. How odd? Perhaps someone played a joke on me last time I had the bonnet open, oh well.

Next week, open bonnet, find half a pack of shortbread biscuits in the exact same place as the pizza crusts. My only explanation is that an animal must have been stashing food in there, the car didn't move for quite some time.
 
Not sure I'd call that violence. Could have even been a practical joke from someone you know.
 
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how did the spaghetti get there? Through the grille? I have never heard of this.

Obviously the flying spaghetti monster laid her eggies in your engine bay in the expectation that the heat from the engine would incubate them.

And you removed her spaghetti babies and condemned them to death!

You brute OP! :(
 
Well I do have another pic of eaten pasta along with mice/rat droppings but it's not exactly appetising so they stuffed quite a bit of it in.

I can't imagine they would have been able to open the bonnet without seriously damaging the mechanism so someone had to lie down and stuff it through the closest opening on the underside which would have taken some effort.

Then taken the care to clean up around and under so we wouldn't notice anything, so does boggle the mind why someone would do this. Found a cigarette butt in the boot seal too so someone clearly taken a dislike to it but again literally can't think of anyone other than being bitter that it's in a parking space and isn't used often?

Certainly none of my friends would do this and fact that other vehicle has now also been damaged does make it seem very deliberate unless it's a very big coincidence.

Semi happy ending I suppose, picked it up from the MOT which it passed with no issues and the mechanic didn't see any mechanical/electrical damage with everything working great as before. Planning on selling it though so this doesn't help since the cosmetic damage looks a little dodgy now but seems to be limited to the bonnet lining, scratched engine cover and a seal which will be replaced in the coming week.

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Nobody would be able to get my bonnet open, place food on the engine and then close the bonnet without me knowing about it.

Quite confused how this could happen, unless one were to leave the car unattended with the bonnet up, then return and close the bonnet with one's eyes closed.
 
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