MmMmM Kebab.....

swanseajack · 14 Nov 2009 at 18:53

'Body sold' to Russia kebab shop....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm

Don't suppose after 15 pints would notice the difference

Bennie-Mac · 14 Nov 2009 at 18:55

Probably better for you than a normal kebab...

Kennysevenfold · 14 Nov 2009 at 19:03

Would like to try that tbh.....

Proc · 14 Nov 2009 at 19:08

"Sold body to a kebab and pie shop", u probably wouldn't tell anyway with a bit of mayo/relish on them. Still thats one way of trying to get rid of a body, eat part of it and flog the rest to takeaway shops.

Wossi · 14 Nov 2009 at 19:39

Soylent Green is people!!

"andy" · 14 Nov 2009 at 21:37

this happens in the uk too. i remember seeing news about them before

and theyre just the times that people find out about !

Gunni Parker · 14 Nov 2009 at 22:48

Yeah, dont make no difference to me! I had a Kebab last night and it was scrumptious!!! ;-)

pingwing · 14 Nov 2009 at 23:05

Reminds me of the plot of sweeny todd....

Minus the bad singing/acting

moremoney · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:53

It was reported, quiet a few years ago now, about a chinese chippy that put alsation dog meat in it's pies near wher i live.

Maybe thats why all the women here are dogs.

sigma · 15 Nov 2009 at 01:55

Gunni Parker said:
Yeah, dont make no difference to me! I had a Kebab last night and it was scrumptious!!!

Too right!

As long as it tastes nice!

MikeHunt79 · 15 Nov 2009 at 02:12

"andy" said:
this happens in the uk too. i remember seeing news about them before

and theyre just the times that people find out about !

Next time I'll ask for a Donna doner kebab, and see what reaction I get... :eek:

ThorpedoUK · 15 Nov 2009 at 02:14

lol pie kiosk, pukka pies will never seem the same again....

cheets64 · 15 Nov 2009 at 02:14

What sort of establishment buys meat from 3 homeless men, "it fell off a back of a lorry, comrade"

Cosimo · 15 Nov 2009 at 08:56

cheets64 said:
What sort of establishment buys meat from 3 homeless men, "it fell off a back of a lorry, comrade"

It’s obvious, a Russian kebab shop.

whitecrook · 15 Nov 2009 at 10:37

In Soviet Russia, Kebab eats YOU!

Beasty · 15 Nov 2009 at 12:02

Wonder what a human kebab tastes like.

Kennysevenfold · 15 Nov 2009 at 12:18

Beasty said:
Wonder what a human kebab tastes like.

No doubt you already have had one

Begbie · 15 Nov 2009 at 12:56

Bet it tastes good.

Things change I've changed · 15 Nov 2009 at 13:06

Begbie said:
Bet it tastes good.

Human tissue is not a very tasty meat, it's very bland.