Monday chuckle

[izzy eckerslike]

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings.

With a couple of sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her knickers and gives her a good seeing to

He stands back. "Your turn," he tells Elton.

But Elton starts crying.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!

 

[Russinating]

Joke would be funnier if celeb C wasn't openly gay, else it's pretty obvious what's coming

 

[TheCenturion]

lol

 

[Ascendancy]

For me Golf is a lot like a women, if she isn't holding my Wood, she should be holding an Iron.

 

[izzy eckerslike]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'
Girl: 'OK'
Medic: 'What's your name?'
Girl: ' Sharon .'
Medic: 'OK Sharon , is this your car?'
Sharon : 'Yes.'
Medic: 'Where exactly are you bleeding from?'
Sharon : 'Romford, mate.'

 

[milkinc13]

old but good ones

 

[mattyfez]

snip

Bwahahaah!!!

 

[miniyazz]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'
Girl: 'OK'
Medic: 'What's your name?'
Girl: ' Sharon .'
Medic: 'OK Sharon , is this your car?'
Sharon : 'Yes.'
Medic: 'Where exactly are you bleeding from?'
Sharon : 'Romford, mate.'

She must've been texting while driving

 

[gillywibble]

Fail.

 

[Ant123]

Haha. Not heard this one in a while

 

[nikebee]

For me Golf is a lot like a women, if she isn't holding my Wood, she should be holding an Iron.

 

[Happy]

For me Golf is a lot like a women, if she isn't holding my Wood, she should be holding an Iron.

That's brilliant!

 

[Viper²]

For me Golf is a lot like a women, if she isn't holding my Wood, she should be holding an Iron.

9/10.

Would get 10/10 if there wasn't a typo.

 

[Cosimo]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

 

[The Dread Pirate]

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

It's funny because it's true

 

[Kennysevenfold]

lol.?

 

[Badboy2k3]

lol

 

[TheCenturion]

lol.?

Greeks are renowned for being gay. There is an Island called lesbos, and thousands of years ago it is believed only women lived on the island. Infact I saw a gay greek couple in Turkey.

 

[Adsta]

lol some good ones

 

[Sash]

inb4 ":/"