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A2Z

A2Z

A2Z

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
 
I would rig up a pulley system using the bucket to collect the water, the teaspoon and the teacup as the mechanics to control it and the directors skin as rope.
 
at this time of night (morning) having just done 30 hours straight OT.. .that almost made me lol... almost!
 
Reminds me of another one I read in a joke book. I don't remember it fully, so uh, thats my excuse if it doesn't make you laugh :p

The director of a mental asylum is touring it and on his way notices something criminal going on. So he calls up the operator from a nearby phone and asks to be connected to the police, but the operator keeps refusing to do so. Finally, he gets exasperated and yells "look here, do you know who I am?" to which the operator responds, "No Sir, but I know where you are"

:p
 
My answer was the spoon, so you could use it to prise the plug off.

We're all assuming the plug has a chain attached to it, but it may not be the case. This would make removal quite complicated.
 
Drown the director: his impending struggle and flailing of limbs would remove the vast majority of the water. The remainder could be enjoyably 'spooned out', doubling up as a theraputic exercise.
 
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