Monday Joke

[4p]

Three cowboys are hanging out in a bar, waiting for their friend.

"I know that smart-alec Tex," says the first cowboy. "He'll start braggin about the new foreign car he bought as soon as he enters."

"Not Tex," says the second cowboy. "He's just a good ol' boy. When he walks in i'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than any of you," says the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Look, here he comes now."

Tex swings open the door of the bar and yells, "Audi, partners!"

 

[alexakasloth]

Did I just see some tumbleweed?

 

[4p]

I failed didnt i

 

[Bakedgoods]

Made me smile whilst eating my sandwich

 

[Sonea Fifer]

Oh dear

 

[titchard]

Someone has been reading Nuts!

(I only know this as my housemates boyfriend left it in the lounge and I was flicking through it while eating my breakfast!)

Rich

 

[4p]

Some funny ones about Australians in this issue

 

[topgun06]

Average

 

[PhillyDee]

Raised a smile, so all is not lost.

 

[markk]

4p@failure?

 

[Combat squirrel]

Three cowboys are hanging out in a bar, waiting for their friend.

"I know that smart-alec Tex," says the first cowboy. "He'll start braggin about the new foreign car he bought as soon as he enters."

"Not Tex," says the second cowboy. "He's just a good ol' boy. When he walks in i'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than any of you," says the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Look, here he comes now."

Tex swings open the door of the bar and yells, "Audi, partners!"

Quite simply awesome

 

[Naffa]

Technically though, he said about the car first.

 

[Badboy2k3]

Raised a smile....