Monday Joke

Greebo · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:51

What do you get if you cross a busy motorway with a wheelbarrow ? ...........................................

Run over !!!

Nick1881 · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:56

My rating of you has just dropped

TheCenturion · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:57

Greebo said:
What do you get if you cross a busy motorway with a wheelbarrow ? ...........................................

Run over !!!

What if you dodge all the cars and get to the other side? Do you meet a chicken?

rah^ · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:57

guess someone had to attempt it?!? :rolleyes:

G|mp · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:58

You're the Monday joke, you.

Jono · 18 Apr 2011 at 14:58

What if you crossed the motorway via a pedestrian bridge? I call your joke a silly thing.

Cosimo · 18 Apr 2011 at 15:03

Q) What happens when Greebo tells another bad joke?
A) He gets run over.

Greebo · 18 Apr 2011 at 15:08

simulatorman said:
Q) What happens when Greebo tells another bad joke?
A) He gets run over.

That made me laugh more than my own joke. :confused:

petecarter · 18 Apr 2011 at 15:11

this > Ice On Fire's joke

topgun06 · 18 Apr 2011 at 15:14

I came home from work last night to find my Girlfriend out of breath and sweaty along with my best mate. I asked, "What's going on?". She said, "Erm... we've just been playing on the Wii Fit". She then winked at my mate and said, "He was VERY good!". At that I walked out of the room and into the kitchen. I could hear them laughing behind me, calling me a ****. Never mind, I had the last laugh. I checked later that night and none of his scores had even registered!

[TW]Sponge · 18 Apr 2011 at 16:05

topgun06 said:
I came home from work last night to find my Girlfriend out of breath and sweaty along with my best mate. I asked, "What's going on?". She said, "Erm... we've just been playing on the Wii Fit". She then winked at my mate and said, "He was VERY good!". At that I walked out of the room and into the kitchen. I could hear them laughing behind me, calling me a ****. Never mind, I had the last laugh. I checked later that night and none of his scores had even registered!

I did lol