Monday joke

[Cosimo]

Is it wrong that I found this slightly funny

You must be having on of those Mondays.

 

[Snograt]

My wifes going on Holiday in the Carribean..

Jamaica ?

No it was her idea

That joke was old when Zeppelin recorded the execrable D'yer Mak'er.

 

[TurnipHead]

I got a job at a bowling alley.

Ten-pin?

No, it's permanant.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

You must be having on of those Mondays.

I hate Mondays.. Gunna shoo the whole day down!

 

[TNGL]

1 out of 10.

 

[Shayper]

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage.

 

[wyrd]

I went to a fancy dress party as a loaf of bread last night...



The birds were all over me!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Was reading about a survey the other day...apparently 2% of young Germans think that Auschwitz was a type of beer.

I'm guessing that its a really gassy one...

 

[Doomedspeed]

No offence to the OP but if so many other people on this thread come out with better jokes, which they have, it says a lot.

Some one them were quite funny too. Made me Smile

 

[Cosimo]

I hate Mondays.. Gunna shoo the whole day down!

Me to, it's been one of those day!

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[Edrof]

I've just been on holiday to Poole.

In Dorset?

Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone.

That was brilliant.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

That was brilliant.

I think it s another one of those jokes that requires a specific accent, as with my Belfast accent I'm just looking at it scratching my head.

 

[banja]

My gran bought a new car. When she got home she told me it had a lot of 'oomph'

'Really' I asked. 'Yes,' she said, 'It says so on the dashboard'

'No Gran, thats the speedometer'

 

[bluDawg]

^ ^

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I dunno about you guys but if someone told me they were moving to the USA, the last place I would assume they were moving to is Alaska. I would guess Delaware. Then probably Massachusetts.

 

[utajoker]

why did the scarecrow get promoted at work?

because he was always out-standing in his field!

 

[Pate]

I dunno about you guys but if someone told me they were moving to the USA, the last place I would assume they were moving to is Alaska. I would guess Delaware. Then probably Massachusetts.

You German bro?

 

[Bounce]

dont give ur your day job

 

[Bennie-Mac]

You German bro?

No. No I am not. How dare you.

 

[SourChipmunk]

Reminds me of a joke from my childhood days (best said out loud, obviously)...

"What did Arkansas?"
"Idaho, but Alaska."

So old.