Monday Jokes

mehuk · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:19

Why did the bike fall over?

Beacuse it was two-tyred

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew of the bay, they would be bagels

platypus · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:20

G|mp · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:20

Kell_ee001 · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:21

Whenever I read bad jokes like this I remember 1 thing - it could be worse.... they could be Monkeypants! :eek:

div0 · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:22

*tumbleweed*

GreenMint · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:22

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler

Lysander · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:22

mehuk · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:23

awww cmon - they were on my penguin wrappers

Kell_ee001 · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:25

mehuk said:
awww cmon - they were on my penguin wrappers

LOL

I knew I recognised them

ChoÞÞer · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:27

mehuk said:
awww cmon - they were on my penguin wrappers

Lol! see the Seagulls 1 before off them

anksta · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:32

Kell_ee001 said:
Whenever I read bad jokes like this I remember 1 thing - it could be worse.... they could be Monkeypants!

seconded.

"Whats blue and round?"

"A random array of words that dont make sense"

Yeah its not a joke mate

Mr Nice · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:36

Cyber-Mav · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:37

"whats black and white and red all over"?

black guy and white guy after fighting each other....

yea i know its lame, someone emailed it to me.

nikebee · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:38

Kell_ee001 said:
Whenever I read bad jokes like this I remember 1 thing - it could be worse.... they could be Monkeypants!

Too true... :eek:

Nitefly · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:38

mehuk said:
awww cmon - they were on my penguin wrappers

You lier, they do not have jokes anymore!

GreenMint · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:39

mehuk · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:42

Nitefly said:
You lier, they do not have jokes anymore!

they do, and sometimes interesting facts i.e.

whats the only fish that can blink with both eyes at the same time?

anksta · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:43

mehuk said:
they do, and sometimes interesting facts i.e.

whats the only fish that can blink with both eyes at the same time?

sharks?

Nitefly · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:44

mehuk said:
they do, and sometimes interesting facts i.e.

I thought it was only interesting facts nowadays, I stand corrected.

And no idea.

mehuk · 16 Jul 2007 at 11:45

anksta said:
sharks?

you are correct, my gambling friend