Monday morning Joke?

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Gedalia_w

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After the roaring success of Friday's thread, I thought I would destroy my good name by posting a joke of far lower standards.

Enjoy :)


A girl came skipping home from school one day."Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! "
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blond?"
"Yes, it's because you're blond," said the Mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all theother kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"
"Yes it's because you're blond", said the mommy.

The following day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!
She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blond, Mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 24."
 
Blond - Masculine
Blonde - Feminine.

It's the only word in the English language that has genders, not to spoil the fun of course. :p
 
Phog said:
Blond - Masculine
Blonde - Feminine.

It's the only word in the English language that has genders, not to spoil the fun of course. :p
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Not always, when describing the color of somebody's hair, blond is normally used of a person of either sex: Jane has blond hair. When used as a noun or adjective to describe somebody directly, blond is often used of a man or boy and blonde of a woman or girl: He is blond.Jane is blonde/is a blonde.
 
Phnom_Penh said:
Not always, when describing the color of somebody's hair, blond is normally used of a person of either sex: Jane has blond hair. When used as a noun or adjective to describe somebody directly, blond is often used of a man or boy and blonde of a woman or girl: He is blond.Jane is blonde/is a blonde.
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I was close. :(
 
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