Morning text message!

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This morning I text my Mrs to say I loved her and to thank her for a lovely sexy weekend. :)

However, I managed to send it to my boss, who was the last person I text on Friday!


I'm sure we've all done this before at some stage. Haven't we?

I hate texting :p
 
I'm sure you've brightened up his Monday morning ;)

I once did that to my best mate, telling him I love him (his number is next to my wife's in my contacts list). It's ok though, he loves me too :D
 
On halloween i met some fitties in a club and in my drunken manner assumed that the phone number in my phone was one of them. I started texting this number and found out a few days later i'd actually been drunken sex texting my friends mum.

The next time i see her i'll have to ask her why i didn't get a reply :D
 
What's more worrying is that he is as bent a lavy U-bend.

He just said to me "now I'm sure your meant that for your wife"

ahh Yeah!!!:rolleyes:

Good job I've had my appraisal :D
 
Oops. I received a voicemail a couple of years ago from a very nice sounding lady detailing exactly what she was going to do during a dirty weekend. Texted her back to point out I'd never met her but if her intended victim didn't turn up let me know :D
 
I was a typical mid teens chap at college with the usual eagerness to interact with girlkind- it was this over-enthusiasm that was my downfall.

After recieving a rather saucy text from a girl earlier in the day, I decided to respond in kind as I got onto the coach home- informing her of my "bedroom intentions" for the evening.

After repeatidly removing/replacing the battery, trying to rapidly change message settings etc I gave up trying to stop the text sending and faced the fact I had sent the message not to Joanne... but to John, my good mate sat in front of me on the coach.
 
On halloween i met some fitties in a club and in my drunken manner assumed that the phone number in my phone was one of them. I started texting this number and found out a few days later i'd actually been drunken sex texting my friends mum.

The next time i see her i'll have to ask her why i didn't get a reply :D

Very nice!:p
 
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