Morons.

Marky · 25 Jul 2011 at 10:43

Hey all

I've heard some people say some pretty stupid stuff in the past. Stuff that makes you question the future of humanity, or lose the will to live.

I was just wondering what else you've heard that makes you experience the same thing...

Here is one that I heard last weekend that rendered me speechless...

I have a friend who recently went on holiday with his girlfriend of about two years. And I was at a pub with them both and my friend went on to tell me that as the plane took off, she lent over to him and asked "Why are the wings not flapping?". She was totally 100% serious. :eek:

Marky

Marky · 25 Jul 2011 at 10:49

Oh and I forgot to mention that the girl I mentioned in my original post - WORKS AT THE AIRPORT! :eek:

Marky · 25 Jul 2011 at 10:52

Cleeecooo said:
I just remembered, a few days ago I asked how much some things were... In poundland

Hahaha

[FnG]magnolia;19661283 said:
*looks at forum location of post*

*bites tongue*

Like I want to be anymore specific than that on this forum

Marky · 25 Jul 2011 at 11:14

[FnG]magnolia;19661342 said:
I did this last year when we had some friends over for my birthday. I guess I'm a moron.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l104/Runskaper/Socially%20Awkward%20Penguin/Socially-Awkward-Penguin-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-THANKS-YOU-TOO.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I've done this :p Oh dear :p

Marky · 26 Jul 2011 at 20:33

Deadbeat said:
Out for a curry with my mate and his missus, she turns to him and says "Isn't a bhaji a kind of boat?".

No Laura, that's a barge.

Ahahaha

Brilliant

Marky · 28 Jul 2011 at 08:55

weyland yutani said:
Maybe she was reffering to the flaps, Aircraft need flaps deployed for takeoff dont they. I cant' believe for a second that anyone who works at a airport would think planes fly like birds ffs!

Although I know that planes have flaps for takeoff and landing, however she was literally talking about the wings flapping to takeoff. Astonishing