Most Embarasing Thing Someone Did to You.

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Title says it all, these threads are always good, this time, not what you have stupidly said, more what others have stupidly that back fired on you, through no fault of your own.

Mine is a recent call I had from an old uni friend.

She was seeing one my closest friends before we all went to uni about. Needless to say when they ended up at different uni's things didn't go well for them, I was a shoulder to cry on, and helped her through some bad times after she spilt up with her bloke, my mate. I hold it very true that you should never fiddle with a mates Ex, nothing happened between us.

We were quiet good mates through uni and people were always saying we had something going on, I insisted we didn't becouse we didn't. We kept running into each other when drunk in clubs and stuff, and often slept at each others place becouse more booze was available to drink. Nothing happened, ever but mates on the team I played for had loads of fun trying to stir up stuff.

After she finished Uni, she went traveling or something and didn't here from her for a couple of years, didn't really think much of it to be honest, I knew a lot of people at uini and can't keep track of all of them, thought it was one of those things. We exchanged a few emails but traveling in the thrid world her mail account expired and lost all her emails i've later found out.

Mel wanted to get in contat with me again and she phoned the Uni, told them she had a big surprise for me. (remeber everyone thought I was poking her), they wouldn't give my contact details out, but reffered her to the SU, they remembered me (I was a sabatical officer for a year and so a lot of the SU knew me, and thought i was poking her), they don't have my contact details, or are unwilling to give them out. But put her on contact with the sports team i played for, the current president knows of me, i helped coach the year he started, and knoew the rumours i was poking her.

He asked a couple of his Mates, "That lass Badger was poking, has got a big surprise for him......" they didn't know my number, then the coaching of the teamgot involved and he contacted someone who played on the team the same time i played, "Badger got a big surpise comming..." a few people all talk to each other, then one of my mates finally hears that this lass is after me. He gets her number of the coach, spend an hour or so talking about how funny it is that she wants me to contact her.

They then contact her, she won't tell them what the big surprise is incase they warn me. ("Badger definetly poked her, the lying ****er! servers him right she chasing him for CSA......" they must think).

They give her my number, she happy, and phones me straight away.

She's getting married and wants me to go to the service in the summer, she tells me how hard it was to get my number and that she must have talked to 30 people to get it.

Ove the next few days I get calls from old mates from Uni, gloating about how they knew I was poking her and it serves me right i've been caught with a kid. My mates phoned and gloted and now all the people I knoew whilst at uni, think i lied to them for three years and she has had my kid.

The reunion in a couple of months is just going to be a complete take.
 
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my memory is total recall. I wouldn't curse it on anyone. All those lucky people who go out get drunk, do stupid things then say in the morning, "I can't remember" must be bliss.

When fueled by alcohol, i remember every stupid thing that happens.
 
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