No - I just really like jokes
Dr. Gillian McKeith turns up at a house and knocks on the door. A big, fat, hairy lesbian turns up at the door and grunts, 'What?'.
Dr McKeith quickly chirps back with, 'Did you know you are what you eat?'
The lesbian lunges forward, grabs her and yells, "Are you calling me a ****!?"
I know I should really blank all of that out but it would ruin the joke - if moderators really have no sense of humour I shall modify...