My favourite is 2 lol its so true 
10. Kameo is a kid's game:
Not true. It's got a T rating. You can impale baddies with the spikes on your own back. Impale!
9. Xbox 360 is being recalled:
There is no recall. Period. Return rates are actually lower than consumer electronics (CE) industry averages.
8. Microsoft is intentionally withholding product so as to build artificially high demand:
Seriously. Think of the revenue hit we'd take if we actually did that.
7. Halo 3 is finished, and just sitting in a warehouse somewhere (in Poughkeepsie):
See #8. Actually, come to think of it: we haven't announced anything about anything of which you claim we've announced or finished, as it were.
6. ____(insert name)___ is an alien/getting fired/fighting with _______ (Robbie Bach, Brian Lee, Peter Moore, J Allard, etc.):
Nope. Peter's my boss' boss' boss, and I just want to say, in case you're reading this: "you're great!"
5. Everyone at Xbox is evil (or a robot, or is money grubbing, etc.):
Dude - we're gamers. We're just trying to make a better games and entertainment than the other guy.
4. We stopped working on backwards compatibility:
Still going.
3. We chose Barbie’s Horse Adventure first, because we didn’t want PGR2 to be BackCompat:
Nope, some titles are just bonus because other titles work.
2. Sony will launch a broadband service better than Xbox Live:
A big, bold claim. Two words: Emotion Engine.
1. Bungie has no plans to take over the world:
Not true. Just look at their seven step plan.
10. Kameo is a kid's game:
Not true. It's got a T rating. You can impale baddies with the spikes on your own back. Impale!
9. Xbox 360 is being recalled:
There is no recall. Period. Return rates are actually lower than consumer electronics (CE) industry averages.
8. Microsoft is intentionally withholding product so as to build artificially high demand:
Seriously. Think of the revenue hit we'd take if we actually did that.
7. Halo 3 is finished, and just sitting in a warehouse somewhere (in Poughkeepsie):
See #8. Actually, come to think of it: we haven't announced anything about anything of which you claim we've announced or finished, as it were.
6. ____(insert name)___ is an alien/getting fired/fighting with _______ (Robbie Bach, Brian Lee, Peter Moore, J Allard, etc.):
Nope. Peter's my boss' boss' boss, and I just want to say, in case you're reading this: "you're great!"
5. Everyone at Xbox is evil (or a robot, or is money grubbing, etc.):
Dude - we're gamers. We're just trying to make a better games and entertainment than the other guy.
4. We stopped working on backwards compatibility:
Still going.
3. We chose Barbie’s Horse Adventure first, because we didn’t want PGR2 to be BackCompat:
Nope, some titles are just bonus because other titles work.
2. Sony will launch a broadband service better than Xbox Live:
A big, bold claim. Two words: Emotion Engine.
1. Bungie has no plans to take over the world:
Not true. Just look at their seven step plan.
