Mutant Spider in gas box

NoobCannon

NoobCannon

NoobCannon

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Hi all,

Outside my flat i have the classic floor mounted brown box containing my gas meter. Unfortunatly a mutant spider has taken up residence in this box and also has bred.

Now you may laugh, but i sware upon opening of said box "fred" as he shall now be known charges towards me attempting no doubt to consume my insides whenever i wanna check my meter. I had one of my more spider loving friends round and after plying with beer convinced him to attempt to re home fred preferably using a sledge hammer but failing that, as far away as possible. fred however decided he didn't want to move and retreated to saftey under the gas meter.

What im after is a recommendation of some chemical to melt fred to a pool of guts without damaging the gas meter and ideally in a spray form so i can jam the nozzle into the box without opening it.

Unfortunately nuking the gas box or any other kinds of fire are out of the question unless i want to relocate my self and no doubt everyone else in the block. The box also has no letterbox and i dont really wanna open it to post anything thru, And altho setting a queen wasp on fred would no doubt provide hours of entertainment. The tedium of catching said wasp and no doubt television rights and agent fees to sufficiently record such a monumental battle prevent me from attempting it.

Steve
 
I once tackled a problem like this with a flamethrower. The fire brigade had to be called. :p

This sounds like a typical OcUK attempt at a joke, but it is actually true...
 
What's mutant about him?

I never kill spiders, they eat all the smaller insect garbage so are the lesser of the evils.

Just blast him out with compressed air
 
Dunno why I even clicked on this thread - but relieved at lack of pics..... living on the edge of fear y0.
 
Put a daddy long legs spider in there - they eat the bigger ones.

Then pull daddy long legs out (no-one's scared of those are they?)
 
As a representative of the Spider Protection Organisation Of Greater Europe (SPOOGE), I've reported you to the relevant authorities for incitement of racial hatred against spider kind.
 
OP I feel your pain.I specifically had a child to deal with such monstrosities but now it turns out he is terrified of spiders too. What a waste of time that was.
 
Its a huge great big brown one thats as close as ive got between opening and shutting the box as quickly as possible.

Ill try and take a picture of the home the things made of my gas box this afternoon. Hopefully it will be hibernating untill it no doubt comes back into my flat at night time
 
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