PC Combat Gamepad, specialised software which allows you to map keyboard presses to buttons.... Erm like the standard mapping softwrae for any goddamn pad? :/
With a Custom MW2 profile.... So we dont have to map them ourselves thankyou for the help
Uae the controller faceplates for a bespoke controller... Or a common as crap controller like every other muppet made by just clipping it on the front?
A throat mic! Now these gotta be good, no more shouting in the middle of the night,
oooooh! :angry: HANG ON! a throat STYLED mic, that puts the mic under yer chin but uses a standard mic? Erm

Pointless ?
Oh but hang on it has nothing standing in front of your mouth, snacking is allowed. Handy for a mic that is yeah?
Woo more goddamn faceplates, does anyone even buy these? I lways see em doing th rounds for £1.99 n stuff :/
Oh but hang on they come with skins that wrap right around the console!! OMG
Wait... The skins you said 4 miuntes ago everyone hated because of residue, bubbles and being a PITA to get on properly? I see
SNIPER MOUSE!!!!!
COMBAT KEYBOARD!!!!!
Great gaming keyboard from their heritage in Saitek
Windows lock Button! as available on any other keyboard :/
Oooh macros!
On the F buttons

handy if you NEED the F buttons in game eh lol
11 stage anti ghosting facility, how many stages of this do we need.
Or is this for those that fall asleep with their face on their keyboard so it doesnt beep?
Works Perfectly with Modern Warfare! Weel I'd expect my keyboard to work.
Sniper Mouse!
DPi selection for ultimate precision, which is better than any other gaming mouse why?
Oh hang on if your a crack shot you can goto 3200dpi! so how usefull when something needs to be pin point accurate? lol
Oh hang on I see what makes this better than any other mouse...
"Really cool modern Warfare 2 logo" OMG! MUST HAVE
But we can use it to create a bespoke mouse by changing weights!
does this tart even know what bespoke means?
And what the hell is elastamofinish ? Is he even saying it right?