My arse hurts :(

Caporegime
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I'm not one for pain. I've suffered all manner of injuries and never complained. From chopping the tip of my finger off with a biltong chopper to having 13 stitches across my dome after becoming a bit of a claret fountain, to coming off bikes countless times and breaking all sorts of bones, it's never bothered me. Even rolling over on a quadbike and getting squashed by the bloody thing, never really hurt.

Until Friday. I slipped down the stairs at home and fell on my tail bone. I've not been able to sit or stand correctly since as every movement hurts like hell. Even getting in and out of the car I look like I'm a hundred years old.

If anyone asks, I was saving children from a burning orphanage.

if i die you can haz my stuffs ktnx

Ouch :(
 
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