Having Irish blood, jokes like this always make me laugh, I cant speak for the rest of you 
An Irishman went into a bar and ordered 3 pints of Guinness.
Once served he began to drink them one after another, and then after his last pint he would up and leave. This went on every night for a full week. The barman, being very curious, asked him
“Why don't you buy 3 separate pints, so as to ensure that upon drinking, each one is freshly pulled?”
"Can't do that at all" came his reply.
"Why not?” asked the barman.
"Because 25 years ago my 2 brothers moved to Sarth Afreeca, and we made a pledge that when anyone of us goes out for a beer, we order 3 at once. This will make us feel like we are all together"
"I get ya" said the barman. This carried on for years until one night the Irishman came in and ordered 2 pints of Guinness. The puzzled barman sadly asked him if one of his brothers had died, where he replied ....
" Be Jesus no, they are alright ... I'm on antibiotics"
An Irishman went into a bar and ordered 3 pints of Guinness.
Once served he began to drink them one after another, and then after his last pint he would up and leave. This went on every night for a full week. The barman, being very curious, asked him
“Why don't you buy 3 separate pints, so as to ensure that upon drinking, each one is freshly pulled?”
"Can't do that at all" came his reply.
"Why not?” asked the barman.
"Because 25 years ago my 2 brothers moved to Sarth Afreeca, and we made a pledge that when anyone of us goes out for a beer, we order 3 at once. This will make us feel like we are all together"
"I get ya" said the barman. This carried on for years until one night the Irishman came in and ordered 2 pints of Guinness. The puzzled barman sadly asked him if one of his brothers had died, where he replied ....
" Be Jesus no, they are alright ... I'm on antibiotics"
