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Ok guys I have had a worse day than that time when joseph found out his virgin wife he bought was preggers.
I'll break it down into points. but it all really is down to point 1.
1. I didnt get paid today when I should have - apparently I will be paid on monday. thanks boss!
2. As I have a college reunion on saturday, I was going to go to swansea. By train, but as I couldnt afford the train, my PARENTS said they would pay for me to go by bus. So now I feel less of a man by taking the parent root and Im on bad transport. yey!
3. The bus Im on has a problem with its gears and the max speed is 40MPH THE ENTIRE LENGTH and 20MPH on up hill!!!!!????? I left at 2:30, got into swansea at 10:30
4. There was an accident on the motorway where a caravan went off the road and into a ditch, but the police thought it best to not only take up the emergency lane, no no no, they needed the left lane too! for no reason, there was no debris, no other vehicle involved. just a bloody caravan! this brought on an 8 mile traffic jam to a standstill for a good hour.
5. On top of that the air con in the bus didnt work and I was stuck to some chuncky woman that I can only describe as a gavin and stacey impersonator. and everyone was sweating buckets. woop woop!
6. When I got to swansea my dad "forgot" I was at the bus station waiting for him for an hour and a half despite me telling him at 2:30 to be waiting at the bus station at 8:30 and I wouldnt be calling him because my phone would be dead by then
7. And to top it all off - I was meant to be staying in bristol tonight and going to swansea tomorrow to get laid with an x and that wont be happening now (obviously) thanks to work not paying me.
and when I vented my frustration on my facebook status, nubs couldnt understand and took my statements as actual fact. Idiots.
I'll break it down into points. but it all really is down to point 1.
1. I didnt get paid today when I should have - apparently I will be paid on monday. thanks boss!
2. As I have a college reunion on saturday, I was going to go to swansea. By train, but as I couldnt afford the train, my PARENTS said they would pay for me to go by bus. So now I feel less of a man by taking the parent root and Im on bad transport. yey!
3. The bus Im on has a problem with its gears and the max speed is 40MPH THE ENTIRE LENGTH and 20MPH on up hill!!!!!????? I left at 2:30, got into swansea at 10:30
4. There was an accident on the motorway where a caravan went off the road and into a ditch, but the police thought it best to not only take up the emergency lane, no no no, they needed the left lane too! for no reason, there was no debris, no other vehicle involved. just a bloody caravan! this brought on an 8 mile traffic jam to a standstill for a good hour.
5. On top of that the air con in the bus didnt work and I was stuck to some chuncky woman that I can only describe as a gavin and stacey impersonator. and everyone was sweating buckets. woop woop!
6. When I got to swansea my dad "forgot" I was at the bus station waiting for him for an hour and a half despite me telling him at 2:30 to be waiting at the bus station at 8:30 and I wouldnt be calling him because my phone would be dead by then
7. And to top it all off - I was meant to be staying in bristol tonight and going to swansea tomorrow to get laid with an x and that wont be happening now (obviously) thanks to work not paying me.
and when I vented my frustration on my facebook status, nubs couldnt understand and took my statements as actual fact. Idiots.
