My Car Woes

My dad worked in an independent (I say independent but it was around 3/4 owned by RBS) crash repair centre. About 90% of the work came from insurance companies (the rest coming from either a VW or Merc dealer), often panels that should have been replaced are repaired - badly. Cars were left outside with no bonnets or doors in the pouring rain and even during the snow and heavy front. If you were lucky enough to get new panels, most if not all of the time you would receive patent parts that took hours of work just to get them to fit. Parts that are known to be of inferior quality and parts that the vehicle manufacturers themselves discourage the use of.

Skilled employees (like my father) were made redundant and have since been replaced by cheap eastern European labour who are happy to accept minimum wage, unfortunately the don't even have their own tools and often hassle the remaining skilled staff for the most basic jobs.

Computer systems have been implemented to monitor the efficiency of the work - as in how many jobs they can throw out with no regard to customer satisfaction or quality of work. Cars would be driven around the work shop with broken suspension and even flat tyres (or no tyres at all!), just so they could be rushed through the body shop. The quality of work is utterly appalling and the rate of returned work is shocking.

To put it simply, I don't think I could ever let a car go through an insurance backed bodyshop in a non-fault claim. You'll never get a good quality job, the insurers simply do not allow it.
 
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Just got off the phone with Wayside, they've tried to explain the new issue to me exactly but with my limited mechanical knowledge please forgive my description:

The whole rear side panel/wing of the car (coupe, so most of the side) which UK Assistance replaced was "mig welded" apparently when it should have been "spot welded", and the put holes on the inside of it as well when botching it to fix it in. On top of that it has rusted over.

So Wayside have ordered the new side and are planning to strip it all down next week to see what else needs to be ordered and will redo all the crap done by UK Assistance. Which I am happy about as it is all being identified, but I'm disgusted at how UK Assistance can get away with doing this for an insurance company as big as Direct Line!

Expected completion date is approximated as the last week of February, which isn't great but I'm just glad it will all soon be over as Wayside appear to be doing a great job.

It seems like UK Assistance is kind of like the garage you were referring too Janesy, no effort or care for performing a decent job.
 
Another update :(

I was meant to have my car completed and back to me on March 25th, but this was delayed due to more damage being found. I asked them to email me what new issues they had found and this is the list they gave:

1 rear panel flange has been ground off and a piece is missing
2 ns inner wheel arch is split
3 ns inner sill is bowed in, car requires jigging and side pull
4 ns jacking point has had one side cut off and the welding is very poor
5 ns inner pillar where seat belt fits has been cut through
6 ns inner filler panel has had part of it cut off so it can fit the out of shape inner arch
7 no wax on any part of the inner or outer ¼
8 no under seal on ns sill(bare metal)

:mad::mad::mad:

So basically they are waiting for more parts and have a new approximate expected completion date of 26th April... I want to cry :( It sounds like UK Assistance have effd up my car even than the initial accident (exaggeration, although not far off!) as this list is in addition to the big issues BMW previously uncovered.

BTW, can someone explain what the rear panel flange is?


EDIT: Kind of a plus point, they've swapped my Meriva hire car for a new Focus.
 
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Napalm? Think I might have to find one of them "muslamic infidel gangs" to terrorise the place!

Nah not got the Meriva no more, Enterprise called me last week and said they've sold it so can I come in a swap it. They've given me a new 1.6 Focus which is miles better to drive and is much nicer inside... but quite a bit slower. I hate to say it but I miss the Turbo in the Meriva ;)
 
another month to sort out two days worth of body shopping?

plus sounds like your car is now a complete lemon, I'd investigate your options before accepting a royally mucked up lump of crap back.

given the cost of your hire car now unless you drove a brand new m5 I fail to see how this can be cost justifiable, did you use helphire?
 
direct line repair centers are crap, my car was in a front end smash, got the car back and when i opened the bonnet the was a hole in the top of the engine block where the clasp that holds the bonnet down had gone through.

Needless to say i went ballistic when i phoned up and asked if the guy who inspected my car and passed it was classed as legally blind.
 
another month to sort out two days worth of body shopping?

plus sounds like your car is now a complete lemon, I'd investigate your options before accepting a royally mucked up lump of crap back.

given the cost of your hire car now unless you drove a brand new m5 I fail to see how this can be cost justifiable, did you use helphire?

The month is a guideline they gave me but until they have the parts they can't give an accurate time frame.

The car was a lemon after the first garage but hopefully it will be like new once BMW have finished with it.

Cost wise this re-repair is all being charged to the UK Assistance (the original garage) so insurance aren't paying themselves. I'm not sure what options I would have though... most probably going to get it back and sell it/part ex it asap regardless of how well the job has been done, I've just had enough.
 
I don't think I'd want to keep it after all of the above. I wonder how it would affect resale value or part-ex value though.

Like Fox says, sometimes they come back better than new but it sounds unlikely considering how badly it was bodged in the first place.
 
Sorry to hear all the trouble you are having :( Sounds like an absolute shocker of a situation! I will certainly make a mental note of the name UK Assistance and never go anywhere near them! Hope you get it all sorted out ok.
 
Cheers mate. Yep, definitely avoid UK Assistance! So much drama when it could have all been sorted so easily straight away :(
 
This sounds exactly the same as when some girl drove into the side of the focus, although we did get a Golf GT Sport for a month.

UK assistance and direct line combo. Again being the first accident we simply left them to it and the results were a disaster, not one panel lined up, there was excessive wind noise from the mirror that took 8 attempts and 3 months to cure.

Every time I took the car back there were 2 or 3 other people with similar issues, all left waiting around with a lack of real answers and explanations. Some people had serious issues with car safety that they had been told were fully fixed!

I think UK assistance simply repair on a time scale and a tight budget, if you can leave out the sound proofing / wind deflector / extra screws then they will to save time and money.

In the end the wind noise was cured with a £1.25 piece of foam used as a wind deflector behind the front wing. The total cost of all the visits was probably in the £1000s in man hours.

Next time I'll certainly be specifying my own repair agent, guess you learned the hard way too. Glad you got things sorted in the end.
 
Update:

I finally got my car back today!! 11 months and one week since the accident!

Looks perfect! Everything is perfectly aligned and there is no wind noise or rattles or anything anymore!

It drives almost perfect but is just ever so slightly twitchy at high speeds and there's a bit of play in the steering - anyone have an idea of the cause? I'm thinking it's the tracking, will check with them tomorrow to see when they did the alignment.

One problem though, the electronic passenger wing mirror no longer adjusts, I've asked BMW but they said they couldn't get the insurance to agree it was as a result of the previous repair as they say it looks like the wiring has degraded with age even though its only 7 years old and the other mirror is perfect :confused: I know it worked perfectly before I gave it to the garage because it adjusted itself every time I used reverse so has only stopped working while BMW have had it. My theory is that perhaps the old dodgy garage left it uncovered and/or exposed to bad conditions which caused the wiring to deteriorate :(

Gonna call the insurance tomorrow and tell them to fix up and sort my damn car completely once and for all.

Either way I'm real happy to finally be back in a decent car after the crap I've been in, Panda, Corsa... Last car I had was a 60 plate Focus but was only a 1.6 so really frustrating to drive, I have to say I did really love the Meriva, that 1.4 turbo engine was absolutely epic!

Ah well, now mine is back I will be trading it in (if I get a good part ex price) for my new one asap:D Yay!
 
Good (ish) news then, at least the main issues have been sorted.

It's still a bit frustrating that there are a couple of minor problems which haven't been fixed but hopefully you can get them to sort them out.

I definitely think trading it in for a replacement is the way forward. Can't believe it's taken almost a year to get it sorted.
 
What a nightmare, my sympathies are very much with you - I too would have blindly accepted whatever repair centre was proposed to me (providing they weren't far away!) so thats definately a lesson to learn and bear in mind for the possible future.

Glad to hear there is light at the end of the tunnel though, hope you get it all sorted finally.
 
11 months. Christ, that's terrible

Doesn't really matter as long as you get a decent freebie.

point in case, my old flat mate's chick had her 911 targa rear ended, she has been driving round in an 09 reg carrera converitble for the past two and half months and the garage still reckon another 3 weeks at least for the glass roof to arrive.

how awesome is that, I do feel for the guy who rear ended her though, must be over a 30k claim by now
 
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