My cat is insane

Shocky-FM · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:19

Give Dave a treat and throw the mouse in the bin? All Cats do this, he's not insane, it's just his nature.

If you want to see insane, watch our Cat attack everything that moves including large dogs, normally Cats know when to back off, ours doesn't so shes turning out to be a very expensive Cat.

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:21

Our cat sleeps with our 2 Jack Russells. They are best buddies.

Dis86 · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:24

Ace Modder said:
Our cat sleeps with our 2 Jack Russells. They are best buddies.

Dirty hussy.

robgmun · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:26

Maccy said:
*checks article date*

And states it's a scandal, so not normal in China either

Mahonyy · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:28

You should be proud of him!

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:29

Mahonyy said:
You should be proud of him!

her

Schizo · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:33

It worry's me your cat is female and is called Dave !!!

Nimzicki · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:34

XeNoN89 said:
I sense a ********* offended moan in the air

I sense yet another tool jumping on the ********* bandwagon.

Pixel · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:35

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:35

Schizo said:
It worry's me your cat is female and is called Dave !!!

We live in 2017, why do we have to conform to society. #justiceforDave #transgenderisok

XeNoN89 · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:37

Nimzicki said:
I sense yet another tool jumping on the ********* bandwagon.

Jamesyboyjim · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:41

Dave is the best name for a cat, we have Big Dave at home, he's a big black boy and quite a character. He came to us as a stray and moved in. I think at least 3 of our neighbours are feeding him! We've had phone calls from people saying things like:

"are you the owner of Big Dave"
"yes, why?"
"he's currently in my kitchen"
"oops I'm so sorry, do kick him out"

"don't worry, we're fond of him and he's enjoying some chicken at the moment"

Its a cats life!

dcsarge · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:47

cheesyboy said:
Don't waste it - stick it on the BBQ

Don't forget the ketchup!

Freefaller · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:50

I'd have said "I'm not Bear Grylls" - as it would have been a clearer joke.

I wasn't aware of this article below....

Ace Modder said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22467484

chief barker · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:54

Ace Modder said:
her

Never mind.

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 12:12

Freefaller said:
I'd have said "I'm not Bear Grylls" - as it would have been a clearer joke.

I wasn't aware of this article below....

I don't really know who Bear Grylls is, I've heard his name etc, but as I don't watch TV I don't know who or what he does. From my limited understanding, does he do TV shows about survival in the wild?

If he walked by me, I wouldn't have a clue.

Freefaller · 17 Jul 2017 at 12:15

Then let's embrace our ignorance of one another's example.

Dis86 · 17 Jul 2017 at 12:17

Ace Modder said:
I don't really know who Bear Grylls is, I've heard his name etc, but as I don't watch TV I don't know who or what he does. From my limited understanding, does he do TV shows about survival in the wild?

If he walked by me, I wouldn't have a clue.

Oh you'd have a clue. He'd make sure you knew who he was. Met him once...bit of a twonk.

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 12:17

Deal, Freefaller

Anyway my Dave needs to be renamed Simbar now anyway, due to her epic slaughter of Splinter.

h4rm0ny · 17 Jul 2017 at 12:26

You should be proud of your cat. Not only is this a sign of affection from her to you, it also deals with rat problems in your area. Rats spread disease and cause damage. The cat did good! Give her praise and a treat.