My Favouritest Forward Ever!

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Just got this most wonderful forwarded email off of a female friend. Its absolutely brilliant.

"Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the
interruption
but msn is closing down. this is because too many
inconsiderate people
are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different
accounts for just
one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to
close your
account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep
your
account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
This is no
joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.
WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT
WILL BE CLOSED
AND YOU
WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR
CONTACT LIST.NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY.
COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO
YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION !!!!!! "

Its just all fantastic. "Hey" "Its Andy and john", such a formal greeting from "the directors of MSN" "DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY" .. and enough exclamation marks to kill a goat!

What are your favouritest forwards youve been sent? These always brighten up my day. I would have reformatted it a bit so its easier to read, but it loses its appeal slightly.
 
Those damn emails are so flippin annoying!!! Ever since I opened an email account with hotmail back in 1998 I have been receiving stupid warnings like this.

Honestly some people have just got too much time on their hands :mad:
 
St0rmer66 said:
I've had the same one before. I just clicked "Reply All" and put "If you believe this then you are an idiot."
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I dont want to dishearten the poor lass. Shes pretty nice ;). But it does make it funnier when you think someone has actually believed it to pass it on... poor people...
 
gord said:
Just got this most wonderful forwarded email off of a female friend. Its absolutely brilliant.

"Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the
interruption
but msn is closing down. this is because too many
inconsiderate people
are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different
accounts for just
one person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to
close your
account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep
your
account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
This is no
joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.
WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT
WILL BE CLOSED
AND YOU
WILL COST £10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR
CONTACT LIST.NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY.
COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO
YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION !!!!!! "


By the way, my uncle has left me $25,000,000 (25 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!1one) but I need your help to get it out of Nigeria. Just send me your bank account details, passport number, phone number, inside leg measurement and bust size and I will give you 20% for your trouble.
Much blessing friendlies.
Ibo Araka
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Fixed ;)
 
I love it when I get these emails sent to my @zen.co.uk and @yewen.co.uk acounts, makes me chuckly, although there are worse out there!
 
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