A man went to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back
"What have you come as?" Asked his friend
"A snail"
"How the hell can you be a snail when all that you've got is that girl on your back?"
"That's not a girl, that's Michelle"
shall I get my coat?
"What have you come as?" Asked his friend
"A snail"
"How the hell can you be a snail when all that you've got is that girl on your back?"
"That's not a girl, that's Michelle"
shall I get my coat?