My fortress is better than yours - TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT

[Scuzi]

My fortress is better than yours. I'm the king, the one with the crown, and nobody is allowed in unless I say so. Trespassers will be shot.

The King of Scuzoria, an Irish territory in England has spoken. God save Scuzoria.

 

[Scuzi]

I used to do that when i was 7.

It's been 21 long years of planning, preparation and god damn hard work but I got there in the end. That's why my fortress is best.

This is the best image I have ever saw

It'll be in all the newspapers tomorrow once word gets out about it. This is the first public unveiling.

 

[Scuzi]

Oi! We'll have less of that. I'm a king don't you know, I'll have you shot for desecrating my picture like that. The guards are on their way.

 

[Scuzi]

I thought you could be King of the skies, directing planes by hand traffic cop styley...

Maybe one day. I'm concentrating on taking over England first though. I need to fortify my walls before I do anything.

First on the agenda is to get rid of those damn hippes up the street.

 

[Scuzi]

your up and not bored at 3am... can i come round?

Only females are allowed into Scuzoria since my fortress is my bed and all.

I can see this picture of you getting photoshopped and haunting you for many months to come

Why would anyone do that? This is serious internet business, I'm just off a conference call with George Bush, Tony Blair and Fidel Castro.

 

[Scuzi]

your fort now sucks

I was calling them to declare war. Fidel was helping me out.

 

[Scuzi]

Sneak attack!

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Christ almighty, what an idea!
I want to use your battle plan. Do you wish to defect to Scuzoria? I have a very attractive pension plan. Her name is Sinéad.

 

[Scuzi]

I regret to infrom everyone that my fortress collapsed on top of me whilst I was sleeping. I wasn't injured but the fortress is no more.

My head hurts.

 

[Scuzi]

Oi! Quit that!

 

[Scuzi]

FFS what have I done. I'll strike a deal with ye all, no more images and I won't delay all yer flights

 

[Scuzi]

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I'm getting in to my car in 5 minutes and driving to Darlington. I have have a pound of semtex, an armalite and a GPMG I stole from the back of an army Land Rover. I'm going to kill you.

Thats what you get for growing up on Guiness and Cow pat - It turns you into a man.

Aye, I'm actually only 6 believe it or not, 7 in July.

 

[Scuzi]

I come home to work to find this
Next time I decide to get drunk and build a fort in my bedroom, I'm turning the computer off and hiding the camera. :/

Ther eare some damn awesome pics there, I just wish it was someone elses faces now

 

[Scuzi]

[ladies only]Do you think I'm attractive?

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Pfft, I don't need to post one of those threads. I know where I stand when it comes to looks ;)

 

[Scuzi]

I would post a pic of my amazing physique but it would be chopped to death so I'll not bother
I didn't say where I stood, I just know where it is

 

[Scuzi]

I'm disappointed. I thought you were an aging, balding internet geek with a spinning bow tie that said hello to new people A sad day.

That's me too. I can morph.

 

[Scuzi]

We already know....
WORST IMAGE EVER

(videographic evidence courtesy of basmic)

I am going to murder basmic in a brutal fashion. You are next. Anyone but that stupid bint Jaded.

 

[Scuzi]

Eh?

 

[Scuzi]

that's a nice fort you have there MR NIGEL SPINK

Eh? That name rings a bell, do I know you?

That's not my name BTW.

 

[Scuzi]

Nice blue question mark dude!

Eh? Is that like the Mac version of a red X?

This thread is confusing me.

 

[Scuzi]

Right, this thread officially sucks now

Isset, drop me an email - you must think I'm someone else